Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[TwinkieMama]

"Are you Bambi?" I ask.

She looks crestfallen "How did you know that??"

B/C I'm a freakin genius. duh.

Very good BBN. But maybe you shouldn't play trivia out among the common people. B/C you are a freakin genius of course. Almost professional even.

But the little girl next to us looks sad. So I suggest they start the next round with her. We all took turns asking questions and I knew who it was by the time it got to me. BUT, I didn't answer so that kid could get it right. See? I can behave AND be nice. so there.

Nice and a freakin genius. Wow. That explains your stalker problem.

However, the little girl and her family are soon seated. This leaves the hostesses and us. They look at me and RonStoppable as if to say, this game ain't over yet.

We ask the usual questions and then I decide to mix things up and ask a question that has yet to be asked "Are you CGI?"

Bambi gives me a PJ-esque look. "HUH?"

"Computer Generated Imagery? Are you old school animation or computer generated?"

"HUH?"

HAHAHa. I can toadily picture this! Did you roll your eyes? say "duh"?

Then, one of the castmembers who was an exchange student from Canada, was leaving so all the other castmembers sang "O'Canada". Hang on. Wait. I think I heard a rumor that this is what they do.

You should be careful about rumors you know. Like people saying they will be wearing a goofy hat...

Thanks for the installment. Great job as usual!

 

[babynurse1]

1. I can feel your inner at the not so smart hostess.

2. Smilies are fun!

1. Welllll, she was Canadian. *ducking from LBelle*

2. OF course they are!

1. Almost professional even. :thumbsup


2. HAHAHa. I can toadily picture this! Did you roll your eyes? say "duh"?


3. You should be careful about rumors you know. Like people saying they will be wearing a goofy hat...

1. Almost? Close, but no cigar?

2. duh and duh I gave her an authentic 100% genuine PJ eye roll. SHE is a professional in that deptartment, lemmetellya.

3. Precisely

 

[RobInBigKC]

"Osakanidozo" RS gestures his hand towards the door. (I have NO idea how to spell that)

T-h-a-t. It looks like you spelled "that" correctly to me.

B/C I'm a freakin genius. duh.

Duh.

But the little girl next to us looks sad. So I suggest they start the next round with her. We all took turns asking questions and I knew who it was by the time it got to me. BUT, I didn't answer so that kid could get it right. See? I can behave AND be nice. so there.

So, why don't you? That is the question.

And if you will recall I passed up French pastries just to eat this French Canadian food. However, as tempted as I am I behave and don't pull an Elaine.

They brought us a container full of pretzel breadsticks. GoDaddy assured me that these were delicious, and I actually liked them. Up next was the cheese soup. I like cheese and I like soup, but this cheese soup was only average. I think I've had better at O'Charley's...just sayin. I ordered the Beef Tips and dh ordered Filet Mignon. His steak was really yummy and my beef tips were ok. They came in kind of an Asian stir fry. I didn't know this was a speciality in the North country. But who am I to question a menu? I'm an ideal Disney guest.

The best part of the meal came last. I ordered the Creme Brulee. It was half and half. Half pistachio and half maple syrup. If there is one thing Canadians should trademark it should be maple syrup. NOT Asian stir fry. Just a suggestion that you Canadians might want to look into. Perhaps y'all could become world renowned for your maple syrup. See? I'm a freakin' genius. Why didn't you guys ever think of that? The creme brulee at Le Cellier was THE best dessert I had at WDW the entire trip. I do indulge my sweet tooth later that night at MK and must admit that my snack was absolutely to die for, but whenever I think about that creme brulee my mouth waters.

So, the lesson to be learned here is that one should just skip The Cellar and its ok food and just go straight to the French bakery and order crème brûlée there (say, maybe as many as four in one sitting because, after all, you are on vacation, not that I may or may not have ever done so).

Do you want to know a blasphemous secret? Ok, this is nowhere near as good as Epcot's crème brûlée but it tastes pretty good and is good for recapturing the memories of that Epcot trip: Archer Farms Crème Brûlée in your Target's frozen desserts section. You can heat it right up in your oven and don't have to mess with a mini blow torch to caramelize the sugar.

On the maple syrup thing, I'm not sure the hardworking Vermont maple syrup farmers/makers would appreciate them Canadians cornering the maple syrup market.

-- Rob

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

1. "Osakanidozo" RS gestures his hand towards the door. (I have NO idea how to spell that)

2. (Only the bestest stalkers know it of course.)

3. However, as tempted as I am I behave and don't pull an Elaine.
(see, what happens when PJ is gone? She's a bad influence I tell ya)

4. He is overjoyed to start the game. hee hee

5. I guess we owe PJ a small thank you for hooking us up with the DDP for our very first time. It was "neat" not worrying about how much the meal cost and knowing it was already paid for.

1. I want to hear that said irl. Because I can't figure that out. Add it to Jezebel and conferences. Got it?

2. Thank you, thankyouverymuch!

3. Hey, I'm just here to help you have fun. Where would you be without me? On second thought, maybe you shouldn't answer that....

4. I need clarification on the level of joy he was feeling. Was it joy like "you got me a birthday button, PJ???!" or was it joy like "you're coming to crazynurse ranch AGAIN this weekend, PJ????"

5. Was I the only one who read that as "for hooking us up with the DDP for our very first time AT THE RATE OF 50% OFF." No? Everyone else saw that too??? Let us all sing the praises of PJ.

And to think, during all these shenanigans I was off slaving away at Chef Mickey's.

 

[babynurse1]

1. I want to hear that said irl. Because I can't figure that out. Add it to Jezebel and conferences. Got it?

2. Thank you, thankyouverymuch!

3. Hey, I'm just here to help you have fun. Where would you be without me? On second thought, maybe you shouldn't answer that....

4. I need clarification on the level of joy he was feeling. Was it joy like "you got me a birthday button, PJ???!" or was it joy like "you're coming to crazynurse ranch AGAIN this weekend, PJ????"

5. Let us all sing the praises of PJ.

And to think, during all these shenanigans I was off slaving away at Chef Mickey's.

1. Just say this "OH. SOCK. E. NEE. DOH. ZO." yw.

2. That ain't necessarily a compliment crazy lady.

3. zip it, lock it.....

4. It was thrilled like "PJ got me a bday button" It was not extreme annoyance like "PJ IS COMING TO THE HOUSE AGAIN!?!?!"

5. Let's not and say we did.

 

[UtahMama]

Grape Job! I think next time I get the cheesezoop, I'll get it without baco's. I got too much bacon on mine and it over powered the soup. I toadilly agree on the creme broulee. Pavlovian response just thinking about it.

The apricot pastry in France made me seriously sick. But it may also have been the mayo shmear served on top of the croissant. it makes me shudder to think about it's grossness.

And why haven't some of us gotten the Chipendale eating watermelon siggie thingies? I thought we were a CLICK.

 

[babynurse1]

Grape Job! I think next time I get the cheesezoop, I'll get it without baco's. I got too much bacon on mine and it over powered the soup. I toadilly agree on the creme broulee. Pavlovian response just thinking about it.

The apricot pastry in France made me seriously sick. But it may also have been the mayo shmear served on top of the croissant. it makes me shudder to think about it's grossness.

And why haven't some of us gotten the Chipendale eating watermelon siggie thingies? I thought we were a CLICK.

Apricot and mayo? I think I'm going to vomit. That sounds horrible.

I"m sorry about the chipendale, I didn't send it to anybody in the CLICK. Consider me duly reprimanded. I was in a hurry, stuck it in my siggie, and mooooved along.

 

[babynurse1]

*NOTE* Look how fast the next installment was posted when we weren't waiting for SOMEBODY!


After our meal, we head to the United States Pavillion. We get there in time to hear the Voices of Liberty singing. I even took a picture! Perhaps that is stretching the truth a bit. I sit on the floor, hold the camera up to RonStoppable and politely request that he snap a pic.

The tall guy on the left was quite entertaining. He was mixing it up with the crowd. A regular 18th century comedian if I do say so myself. His voice was amazing too. I love to sing and I love people who can sing, and I love people who can't carry a tune in a bucket, but sing anyway. Just sing, got it?

We headed into the theater and took a seat. No flash photography, no eating, no smoking yada yada yah. And now we present to you "AMERICA!"

Uh-oh.

We haven't made it through the Revolutionary War and all the tea I drank in Canada has decided it needs to make a quick exit. @@! I dont usually have this problem. WTHeck? We head into the Civil War era. I suddenly have complete and total empathy with every person I've ever seen on a Detrol LA commercial. I apologize silently for every Depends joke I've ever giggled at since childhood. RonStoppable looks over at me fidgeting in my chair.

"Hi" I whisper meekly.

"Are you freakin' kidding me?" he jokes. "We have NO kids. You could actually see this whole show uninterrupted. Can you hold it?"



He shakes his head and kinda laughs. "Go, if you need to." Say. No. More!
That was all the encouragement I needed. I think Ben Franklin gave me a dirty look when I opened the door at the back of the theater, but HE didn't just drink THREE glasses of iced tea without a potty break. (plus a diet coke right before. oh and the diet coke with PJ right before that. heh)

I step outside, but I can't remember where to find the closest bathroom. ~Dangit~ I go left. That is probably a big mistake, but I do it anyway. I'm zooming in and out of the crowd like Mario Andretti on speed. I don't recall ever having this problem, even when I was 9 months pregnant with Gigantor and my bladder was squashed to the size of a razor blade. I feel like every step is a mile. I'm in Japan. How do you say bathroom in Japanese? Unfortunately, I strike out at Japan. I push forward. I'm getting a teensy bit desperate. I'm back at Morocco. All the castmembers are busy. Oh sure, NOW they're busy. At least they appear to be busy. I find out later from a couple of actual castmembers that appearing busy is the number one requirement for the job.

YO! PEOPLE! Helloooooo? I just need a moment of your time. Really. Just do your official WDW two finger point to the nearest restroom and I will be on my way. Stop avoiding eye contact with me. I wasn't born yesterday. Sheesh!

Finally, I ask the lady with the stroller and the toddler hanging on her neck if she knows the way to San Jose. Aha! She in fact, does. I could have kissed her, but she didn't look like she would appreciate such a gesture.

How do you spell relief? M-O-R-O-C-C-O. *whew*

With this crisis averted, I head back to the American Adventure and sit and wait for RS to come out. I pass the time by people watching for a bit. I decide the lady with her arms crossed and the guy walking 5 steps ahead of her have had a fight, probably over nothing and they will laugh about it later. (maybe she forgot to pack the Detrol. heh heh) The woman with the crying baby in the stroller is oblivious to her child's screams. She is pushing that stroller full steam ahead. I surmise that she has dinner reservations at Teppanyaki and can't be late. The teenager dressed in black pants, black long sleeve shirt and the umpteen piercings on his face is trying to act disinterested and too cool for Disney, but I figure he secretly likes it and I'm certain his choice of outfit and facial ornamentation is making his parents proud. It was then I wondered if anybody was people watching me as I was making a mad dash to the little girls room to powder my nose.

Nah.

Finally, RonStoppable comes out and I told him of my bathroom woes, we walk a few feet and he points. DOH! I should have made a right turn at Albuquerque, not a left. oh well c'est la vie.

We continue through World Showcase. Italy-check. Germany, where they do NOT sound angry-check. China-they have a pretty good movie, if you've never seen it, but we skip it-check.

Norway has a boat ride called Maelstrom. The sign said there was a 25 minute wait to ride. RonStoppable actually uttered the words, "This ride has a FASTPASS?!?!" That was kinda funny to me even though I'm quite sure I dont grasp the totality of the funny-ness of it all, but I bet a few of you do.

We decide to wait in line for the ride. Guess what? The sign was wrong! It was not a twenty-five minute wait...it was a FORTY-five minute wait.

I guess it was worth the wait to pretend we are Vikings for 10 minutes while we rode in the boat. That would be Norwegian Vikings, not Minnesota. I personally think being a Minnesota Viking would be lots more fun. But I'm just a silly sports loving chick, what do I know?

Here is my one moment where I didn't adhere to the ideal Disney guest philosophy. We skip the movie at the end of the ride. Yup, we just skip right through the theater and head out the door. I figure they owe us twenty minutes for posting the wrong waiting time, so no harm no foul.

Y'all know I wanted to stop at the Kringla Bakeri, but I was still pretty full from lupper, so I had to pass. We did try on the cool Viking helmets in the gift shop though. Sorry no pictures. You will just have to pretend to see me with blond braids and horns sticking out of the sides of my head proclaiming that I am "Freya, Viking Goddess of Love and Fertility!"

Since dh had not yet seen the new and improved Mexico boat ride, we opt to ride that next. And since, a few short days or weeks ago, I shared PJ and my adventures at Mexico, I will skip this part and head into some embarrassing territory.

 

[celerystalker]

Yay! I love emBAREassing photos!

 

[RobInBigKC]

The tall guy on the left was quite entertaining. He was mixing it up with the crowd. A regular 18th century comedian if I do say so myself. His voice was amazing too. I love to sing and I love people who can sing, and I love people who can't carry a tune in a bucket, but sing anyway. Just sing, got it?

Got it! I love to sing to. Especially near my teenage and tweenage children. Especially when other people are around near my teenage and tweenage children.

Here is my one moment where I didn't adhere to the ideal Disney guest philosophy. We skip the movie at the end of the ride. Yup, we just skip right through the theater and head out the door. I figure they owe us twenty minutes for posting the wrong waiting time, so no harm no foul.

Doesn't everyone?

Y'all know I wanted to stop at the Kringla Bakeri, but I was still pretty full from lupper, so I had to pass. We did try on the cool Viking helmets in the gift shop though. Sorry no pictures. You will just have to pretend to see me with blond braids and horns sticking out of the sides of my head proclaiming that I am "Freya, Viking Goddess of Love and Fertility!"

Blasphemy!

Must. Hold. Back. Comment.

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

Yay! I love emBAREassing photos!

You would. Hee hee hee!


Just to let y'all know, these are not emBAREassing photos. Those are not for public consumption. Not that any exist.

 

[UtahMama]

Freya- that was funny! I was yelling at the computer for you to go RIGHT!

I love to people watch too. Especially parental meltdowns. Oh ya. Those are my favorite. I get all judgey like it NEVER happens to me

Hurryup with the embarrassing pho-toes!

 

[Backstage_Gal]

BBN, that was a funny update!!! I could practically feel your urge....

Sorry I totally missed last week's update, it snuck in on me during the dreadad FORECAST week

I am sitting here after having about 6 bites of potato salad for lunch today, that's all, and practically no groceries in the house, and you torture me with cheese soup, pretzel bread,, filet mignon, and creme brulee???????

Cruelty at it's worst!!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

1. Freya- that was funny! I was yelling at the computer for you to go RIGHT!

2. I love to people watch too. Especially parental meltdowns. Oh ya. Those are my favorite. I get all judgey like it NEVER happens to me

1. I will NEVER forget where that bathroom is for the rest of my natural life.

2. Prezackly.

BBN, that was a funny update!!! I could practically feel your urge....

Sorry I totally missed last week's update, it snuck in on me during the dreadad FORECAST week

I am sitting here after having about 6 bites of potato salad for lunch today, that's all, and practically no groceries in the house, and you torture me with cheese soup, pretzel bread,, filet mignon, and creme brulee???????

Cruelty at it's worst!!!!!

Thanks Marita EliSabeth.

Sorry for the food temptation. ITA. Cruelty at it's worst. Bad bbn.

 

[WheatThins]

Very good report. Nice picture too, even if it was taken too far away, did not employ proper lighting, did not have an identifiable subject, was not centered, was not focused properly and added nothing to your report. Your writing style is tops too. Despite your misuse of these (~), random capitalization (FORTY-five), personal references that no one could possibly understand (@@), run on words (RonStopable), profanity (Dangit), mispelled words (Helloooooo), meaningless sentences that are not REALLY sentences (NOT Asian stir fry.), overuse of smileys headache: )and general incoherentness it was really good. Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

 

[babynurse1]

Very good report. Nice picture too, even if it was taken too far away, did not employ proper lighting, did not have an identifiable subject, was not centered, was not focused properly and added nothing to your report. Your writing style is tops too. Despite your misuse of these (~), random capitalization (FORTY-five), personal references that no one could possibly understand (@@), run on words (RonStopable), profanity (Dangit), mispelled words (Helloooooo), meaningless sentences that are not REALLY sentences (NOT Asian stir fry.), overuse of smileys headache: )and general incoherentness it was really good. Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

Perhaps next time I will have you proofread my installment before I post it.


Besides, I adhere to NO rules. EsPeCiAlLy rulz of grammar.

OH GREAT SPELLUN KING CAN YOU EXPLAIN THE NEW SPELLING OF MISPELLED IN YOUR REPLY. I'M SURE IT WAS NOT A SPELLING ERROR.

 

[TwinkieMama]

WT- I think it is time to admit intelectual defeat.

BBN- Nice report. I didn't find any incoherrentness at ALL. Maybe the next installment could have a nice song or two about the pancreas?

 

[lalijack]

Very good report. Nice picture too, even if it was taken too far away, did not employ proper lighting, did not have an identifiable subject, was not centered, was not focused properly and added nothing to your report. Your writing style is tops too. Despite your misuse of these (~), random capitalization (FORTY-five), personal references that no one could possibly understand (@@), run on words (RonStopable), profanity (Dangit), mispelled words (Helloooooo), meaningless sentences that are not REALLY sentences (NOT Asian stir fry.), overuse of smileys headache: )and general incoherentness it was really good. Great report. Thanks for sharing.

Wheat Thins

WT, you forgot to add "1-4-3" at the end of this scathing commentary. It's da rule, y'know.

WT- I think it is time to admit intelectual defeat.

BBN- Nice report. I didn't find any incoherrentness at ALL. Maybe the next installment could have a nice song or two about the pancreas?

BBN, since I LYLABBNCG, I thought I'd offer the following to your loyal TR fans:

Pancreas

Oooh oooh oooh ee-oooh oooh oooh
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh-oooh oooh
Oooooh

I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas

My spleen just doesn't matter
Don't really care about my bladder
But I don't leave home without
My pancreas

My pancreas is always
There for me
Ahh-oooh

Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap)
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates
Just for me

Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas

Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ooooooh

My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them

Woo woo woo woo

Don'tcha you know you gotta
Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the deuodenum

Won'tcha
Flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice
Flow, flow, into the deuodenum

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow, pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow, flow flow, pancreatic juice)
They gonna help with our digestion
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenium)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
They gonna help with our digestion
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
(Insulin, glucagon)
(Won'tcha flow flow flow, pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
(Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...)
(Flow flow, into the deuodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas


You're welcome.

 

[babynurse1]

BBN- Nice report. I didn't find any incoherrentness at ALL. Maybe the next installment could have a nice song or two about the pancreas?

I see Big L took care of that for me, cuz she knows I lof her.

WT, you forgot to add "1-4-3" at the end of this scathing commentary. It's da rule, y'know.

The day WT adds a "1-4-3" to the end of his scathing commentary:

and of course:

 

[lalijack]

I see Big L took care of that for me, cuz she knows I lof her.



The day WT adds a "1-4-3" to the end of his scathing commentary:

and of course:

As an aside, can I just tell you how utterly amused my DH is that you people sometimes call me BigL? Just saying.

Anyhooo....d'you think WT even knows what 1-4-3 means? I wonder......