Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy Take on the World

[disneydance]

pssssst, I bet she ditched you. tsk tsk

Pleasedtomeetcha disneydance!

Thanks tell her that there are people waiting over there like me and you should always start something you finished RIGHT

 

[lalijack]

2 dancing bananas?! I must really rate...

Does this mean that PJ is now considered "banana-worthy"?

 

[KevinM]

I liked the part of your report with the 3 monkeys and the bear driving the car and the tree with the beehive in it...






OK Nursey, I didn't read it at all, but you know words hurt my head. How about a condensed version with some pictures and about 5 sentences. I'll figure out the rest.

Your favorite absentee lawyer,


Kevin

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Good job PJ!

Bad job babycow on not buying the pic!
It's a momentous occasion and it should have been bought!!!

See? Look! Here's Tammy's first ride ever. I'm posting this here cuz PJ refuses to read my trip report so slowly but surely, I'm going to duplicate all my posts around the DiS so she has to read them. Hehehehehe.

Anyway.
Ok.
We're in the upper right corner.
I'm in a gray shirt smiling.
My sister is in a brown shirt smiling.
Tammy is in a white shirt freaking out.
My hand and my sister's hand were not the same.
Death grip does not begin to describe it.

Good lord, woman! You will never give up, will you? I'll call into school and tell them I need a personal day to read celery's tr. Does that work for you?

p.s. cute picture!

Great Job on this TR its very entaining and funny but PrincessJasmine08 are you ever going to finish ur DCL TR weve been waiting over a month have you ditched us all if you have come clean

Coming clean. It's not going to be finished. For legitimate reasons.

1. He has had first hand experience with bbn's persistence. He just didn't realize I was THAT good. Let's face it, you weren't an easy sell.

I don't know what you're talking about.

2. Once again I ask you: Is there such a thing as too loyal? I think not. Thanks PJ, backatcha

Maybe you should wait till I'm done testing your loyalty to say that. jk, jk

3. Oh but you see, it was a diversion tactic. We were changing the subject. Mr. T even gave me a little wink. This tactic will be employed again at EE. That will be in the AK installment.

Excuses excuses.

5. and that my friends was the hardest part of all.

WHAT-EVA!

And those people would be the following: Mr. Trollop and babynurse, right?

That is ZACKLY what I meant! How perceptive of you!

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Tower of Terror: How it Really Went Down (get it?)

As if it wasn't already time to just give it up and call it a day, we had to trek back to ToT for the THIRD time. Yes, #3. Third time's the charm, they say. Despite all of the "please let it be broken" vibes I was sending, the ride appeared to be functioning just fine. Perfect. Just what I had in mind.

The babynurse grabbed my arm and forced me into the line. Not so gently.

"you're going."

Mr. Trollop looked less than convinced. I decided to humor the nursebabe and get in line. At this point I had absolutely no intention of riding. Zero. None. I was thininking, I'll get in line, walk up to the elevators with them, and then take the chicken exit. I'll be there in spirit but then I'll just get to ride a NORMAL elevator down. I thought of this as a compromise of sorts. Babynurse gets to ride her ride, I don't completely ditch her, yet I don't have to go on the elevator of doom.

Standing in line Elisabeth kept making little comments that made me realize she wasn't going to fall for my plan. Darn it all, she's not as stupid as I thought!!! And here I thought I could pull one over on the uneducated country gal from mamacantfindyou, IN. I was clearly mistaken.

All through the line, into the room with the video, and even in the final waiting room I had no intention of riding. Elisabeth just kept saying, you're riding it, you're going to ride it. And I just kept thinking, not a chance in heck, babynurse, not a chance in heck!

Then the persistence of the babynurse started wearing off on me. I got to thinking....I wonder just how long this ride actually is? So I ask the babynurse. She doesn't miss a beat. "2 minutes." I know now that she was lying straight to my face but it sure was convincing at the time!

2 minutes, I think. 2 minutes. How could 2 minutes be so bad? I mean, you can do anything awful for 2 minutes, right? We're getting closer and closer to the ride. I started getting all shaky. The babynurse faltered.

"your heart's beating really fast, isn't it? You're super nervous, aren't you?"

"YES!!!!!"

"well, it's okay, you don't have to go if you REALLY don't want to."

I kid you not, folks, she said that. Here I was completely freaking out, needing someone to push me if I'm going to get on this ride, and what does she say????? You don't have to go....
real helpful

Approximately 2 seconds after that remark I was once again being pulled by the arm toward the elevator of doom. Babynurse made some comment about not wanting some row because of seatbelts or lap bars or something. I don't remember. Anyway, next thing I know I'm IN the elevator. How did that even happen???? Those babynurses'll fool you every time.

I think I buckled a seatbelt or something, who knows. Then......the door closed. I looked to the babynurse for reassurance.

"It's oko," she said (oko is another old joke) and offered me her hand which was her mistake. She didn't need circulation in that hand, I figured. It was only 2 minutes afterall, right?????? (you should've known that would come back to haunt you!)

It seemed like there was a looooong time before we actually dropped. Maybe just because I was dreading it so much and I just wanted it to be over. I do remember seeing pretty stars and a good view of the park.

And then it was up and down and up and down and up and down!!!! I know she said we went 4 times but I swear it felt like 14!

And then....

IT WAS OVER!!!!!!!!!! I could finally breathe again. DepP breath. A sigh of relief. Did I really just ride the TOWER OF TERROR???? I couldn't even believe it.

I'll admit, it wasn't even THAT bad. Don't think I'm going on RnRCoaster next, because I'm not, but it was a baby step, right???

Coming up next....I educate the redneck in tabbouleh.

 

[CPM]

Did you buy the picture? I would love to see it!

 

[blue_river]

Finally catching up with you two hotT College Chicks...oh and the Cowboy

PJ - you're such a big chicken

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Did you buy the picture? I would love to see it!

Cheryl! Did you even read this thing??

Finally catching up with you two hotT College Chicks...oh and the Cowboy

PJ - you're such a big chicken

We'll see when the next time I do you a favor is!

 

[babynurse1]

OK Nursey, I didn't read it at all, but you know words hurt my head. How about a condensed version with some pictures and about 5 sentences. I'll figure out the rest.

Your favorite absentee lawyer,


Kevin

Two HotT College Chicks and a Cowboy take on the World:
A TR picture book for weightlifting absentee lawyers.

This is babynurse.

This is babynurses's dh, Mr. Trollop.

This is babynurse's friend, BabyPJ.

This is BabyPJ's sister, Hollywood. Hollywood loves babynurse....now.

These are babynurse's other friends, the Goofydad family.

They all went to Disneyworld at the same time, and had a magical experience.

The End.


Was that easy enough for ya creep?

 

[CPM]

Cheryl! Did you even read this thing??

I forgot I have to read the edit portion with you @@. I only read the TRp part until now. But, I wish you bought the picture!

 

[babynurse1]

1. Tower of Terror: How it Really Went Down (get it?)

2. The babynurse grabbed my arm and forced me into the line. Not so gently.

3. Then the persistence of the babynurse started wearing off on me. I got to thinking....I wonder just how long this ride actually is? So I ask the babynurse. She doesn't miss a beat. "2 minutes." I know now that she was lying straight to my face but it sure was convincing at the time!


4. "well, it's okay, you don't have to go if you REALLY don't want to."
I kid you not, folks, she said that.

5. Anyway, next thing I know I'm IN the elevator. How did that even happen????


6. I'll admit, it wasn't even THAT bad. Don't think I'm going on RnRCoaster next, because I'm not, but it was a baby step, right???

7. Coming up next....I educate the redneck in tabbouleh.

1. Am I supposed to be laughing?

2. b.c I'm stronger than you...duh.

3. But it doesn't count as lying if I KNOW I'll be telling you the truth in the not so distant future.

4. Yes, b/c I tricked your brain into thinking you didn't have to go, but the next thing ya know, you're strapped into the elevator.

5. see above

6. baby steps

7. Redneck? Surely you don't speak of me. I'm an educated, teethbrushing, nontrailer dwelling, minivan driving hotT college chick, dontcha know.

Did you buy the picture? I would love to see it!

What PJ said. I think she SKIMMED!!!!!!!!! SHAMEFUL!

Finally catching up with you two hotT College Chicks...oh and the Cowboy

Hi Blue!!! Love the pic in your siggy. Hope you had a great trip.

 

[disneydance]

Coming clean. It's not going to be finished. For legitimate reasons.

Great job on your last post but at least post it over there on the boards to let us all know because so many people are waiting. I really wish you would finish it as many people are loving it but if you must we will understand this ONE time but what about your other TR are you going to finsh that one or ditch it too

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I forgot I have to read the edit portion with you @@. I only read the TRp part until now. But, I wish you bought the picture!

You should be so eager to read this that you should be reading and re-reading each and every single post. It really is just THAT good.

1. Am I supposed to be laughing?

WELL, my title was lame because SOMEONE stole the title I originally thought of! TITLE THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. b.c I'm stronger than you...duh.

I'm going to stop arguing this because I can just know I'm right. And the truth will come out for everyone else to hear when we get to AK.

3. But it doesn't count as lying if I KNOW I'll be telling you the truth in the not so distant future.

Stop trying to justify a lie.

Great job on your last post but at least post it over there on the boards to let us all know because so many people are waiting. I really wish you would finish it as many people are loving it but if you must we will understand this ONE time but what about your other TR are you going to finsh that one or ditch it too

The Spring Break tr will be finished. I was actually considering adding to it tonight if I have time.

 

[Spartangirl]

I know I'm late to the party, but I'm in!!! This TR is so "goog!" You two are so funny......I'm looking forward to the next installment!

 

[LBelle]

Okay....I'm baaaack from our trip (you missed me, didn't ya, e? ) and ready to do some catching up on one of my fave TRs!!!!!

There have been about a million posts since I was last here so I just may end up stealing a peek at the condensed version you put out there for our little Lawyer boy!!!!

 

[babynurse1]

I know I'm late to the party, but I'm in!!! This TR is so "goog!" You two are so funny......I'm looking forward to the next installment!

Better late than never, I always say. Thanks for joining us!

Okay....I'm baaaack from our trip (you missed me, didn't ya, e? ) and ready to do some catching up on one of my fave TRs!!!!!

There have been about a million posts since I was last here so I just may end up stealing a peek at the condensed version you put out there for our little Lawyer boy!!!!

Lisa: Hope you had a nice trip. Will there be a TR in your future? p.s. I know you're broken hearted you missed the "little" laywer boy.



Here's the update: I'm trying to at least find time to post about the taboullehehehehe or whatever that stuff is, and get us out of MGM and on to the OKW pool party. There may or may not be a bathing suit picture floating around out there. Ok, there is. BUT, do I share with the group? PJ and I will converse on this subject privately. Thank you for your understanding in this manner.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I know I'm late to the party, but I'm in!!! This TR is so "goog!" You two are so funny......I'm looking forward to the next installment!

Why thank you! And thank you for using correct spelling.

Okay....I'm baaaack from our trip (you missed me, didn't ya, e? ) and ready to do some catching up on one of my fave TRs!!!!!

There have been about a million posts since I was last here so I just may end up stealing a peek at the condensed version you put out there for our little Lawyer boy!!!!

LISA! Of course we missed you. When are you starting your trip report, missy?

BUT, do I share with the group? PJ and I will converse on this subject privately. Thank you for your understanding in this manner.

I vote no. I was more clothed in that picture than you (that makes you sound wIerd) though so you ultimately get to make the decision.

 

[KevinM]

Who you calling "little"?

 

[babynurse1]

Who you calling "little"?

Notice I put " " around little. It means either a.) you are in fact not little, but large-ish or b.) I'm a smartypants or c.) both.

 

[LBelle]

Lisa: Hope you had a nice trip. Will there be a TR in your future? p.s. I know you're broken hearted you missed the "little" laywer boy.



Here's the update: I'm trying to at least find time to post about the taboullehehehehe or whatever that stuff is, and get us out of MGM and on to the OKW pool party. There may or may not be a bathing suit picture floating around out there. Ok, there is. BUT, do I share with the group? PJ and I will converse on this subject privately. Thank you for your understanding in this manner.

Trip was pretty good, thanks. NEVER going again with 8 people though!! Trip Report? Me???? I haven't even finished unpacking yet!!! Anyhoo, the simplified version (tokeep it easy for "some" people): we were poured on, it was sweltering hot when it wasn't raining and we walked around in circles a whole lot. I mean, really.....is it too much to ask that people co-ordinate their stupid potty breaks!!! That's it, that's all!!! Oh...yep, you're right...I'm not sure I'll ever recover from missing our Kevvie boy!!!

DO NOT POST BATHING SUIT PICS HERE!!!! EVER!!!! ANYWHERE on the computer for that matter. unless, of course, you're a 'largish' lawyery guy.

LISA! Of course we missed you. When are you starting your trip report, missy?



I vote no. I was more clothed in that picture than you (that makes you sound wIerd) though so you ultimately get to make the decision.

Awww....missed you too. See above for "LBelle's Fabulous TR"!!!

Smart girl!!! NOT a good idea.

Who you calling "little"?

......that would be..............................YOU!!!!!!!!!

sure hope I didn't offend you or anything.

Notice I put " " around little. It means either a.) you are in fact not little, but large-ish or b.) I'm a smartypants or c.) both.

I pick B!!!!! B!!!! It's B, isn't it????

Do I win some sort of prize now????

Don't fret. Next time I'll remember to put the " " around my 'littles' too.