OK, lots of quotes here...
SJ: To Beth - "Well, you'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?"
CD: "Charles DeMar."
SJ: "Shuuuut up, geek!"
Charles De Mar: Giving skiing instructions- "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn."
LM: "Gee Ricky, I'm really sorry your mom blew up"
Tree Trimmer: "Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."
GAS: "Lane, hey man, I heard you broke up with Beth. Do you mind if I ask her out?"
Teacher: "Lane, I've heard some disturbing things, so I'm not going to beat around the bush & come right out with it. I've heard that you & Beth broke up & if so I was wondering if it would be okay if I asked her out."
Mailman: "Lane, hi, we don't really even know each other, but I heard you broke up with Beth & I was wondering if I could ask her out & be with her & touch her..." *door slams*