Twilight Mom design?

[iluv2go2disney]

I've seen all the cool Twilight designs and I've requested a few of them. I made magnets for the fridge with them. I really want to wear a shirt when I go see the movie. I am not the typical teenager that will be there. I am a mom and would really like a different shirt. I would love it if one of you talented designer could make something that says

"Twilight Mom"
or
"It's A Twilight Thing....You Wouldn't Understand"

Thank you very much for taking the time to read this.