Our ADR was for 1:15, but we were good DISer's and showed up at about 1:00 (we were also really hungry!). We checked in at the host stand, got the magical little buzzer thing, and proceeded to wait. And wait. And wait. Finally, after about an hour of waiting (so, it's now just before 2:00!), our names were called and there was much rejoicing in the land.
We were led into the Plaza and seated at a 5 top table. We were a little confused by this, since there were several other open tables that were smaller and there were still only 2 of us, but we were way too starving by this point to ask many questions.
It took quite a while, but our waitress finally appeared and took our orders. She brought our drinks out to us and then disappeared for a really long time. We were concerned (and still really hungry) and about 5 minutes from hiring a Sherpa to track her down (which would have been hard, since we were miles from the Animal Kingdom), when she finally brought out our food:
I ordered the Cheesesteak with no mushrooms, onions, or peppers - pretty much just meat and cheese:
The meat was dry, but had a decent enough flavor. The sandwich needed at least twice as much cheese. This one was more like a Che-steak. The roll was good, though - tasty, soft, and warm. It was the best part of the entree. The fries were ok, too.
I also ordered the Cheesesteak. I'm less veggie-phobic than Golf4food, so I only had them hold the mushrooms (no fungus for me!)
I also thought the meat was way too dry. The roll was soft and the sandwich was hot, but I was still disappointed overall. The fries were crispy, but were already kind of cold when they hit the table. I was way too starving to send anything back, though - it took long enough to get it the first time.
For dessert, I ordered the Original Banana Split:
Banana, strawberry, pineapple, vanilla bean, cocoa bean - this is more a serving of fruits & veggies than dessert! Good, large, and tasty. They lose points for not getting off all of the banana stringies, which is a no-no on my banana boat.
I ordered the Brownie Sundae:
This consisted of a HUGE brownie, vanilla ice cream, hot fudge, whipped cream, and a cherry (which, of course, went immediately to Golf4food). The brownie was rich and chewy and quite good. The ice cream also tasted good. The whipped cream was really runny and melty (if you look back at the picture, you can see how flat it fell - the cherry sunk all the way down through the whipped cream). For the record, the brownie was not warm at all, so it was not to blame for the whipped cream melting. The whole dish tasted good, though.
We finished with the huge desserts (we both stuck to eating about 1/2, but were still pretty full) and gave the waitress our card to pay and she disappeared again for another long while. (Really - there's never a good Sherpa around when you need one!) We were beyond ready to leave when she finally came back out with our card and a cupcake and announced to the entire room that it was Golf4food's birthday.
We both thought the cupcake itself was just ok, but the gesture was nice.
I give the Plaza 2 Penguins:
I give the Plaza 1.5 Penguins:
I think I was more disappointed in this meal than Golf4food was. This was our last TS meal, it was his actual birthday, and we had read lots of reviews of how great this place is - so, I wanted it to be really special for him. When our actual experience proved to be pretty lacking, it really bummed me out. I think this place suffered from what we've dubbed "Flame Tree Syndrome." On our last trip, we went to Flame Tree because of all the wonders we had read about it here, and our experience just did not live up to the hype at all. So, we were that much more disappointed than we would have been because of the high expectations.
Earlier, in our Jiko review, I mentioned that I now use "I miss Ron" as a code to DH that I think we're getting cruddy service - that new tradition started here, as an FYI. The meal was about 30 minutes longer than it otherwise would have been, since we were sadly lacking in the Sherpa department.
Neither one of us considered tracking down a manager - it wasn't a totally horrid experience - we didn't find bugs in our sandwiches or anything. It was just a let down after the other great meals we'd had and our own (admittedly too high) expectations. We'll probably try the Plaza again. We just won't be using a TS credit, and we have several other places we want to try first.
Up next... After our somewhat scary lunch, we opt for dinner near a Haunted Mansion. Will it be more frightening? Could it be?

You'll have to stay tuned, because we don't want to inform you prematurely...
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