Tuesday's (too) Early Riddle

Better to look away than get embarassed.

Santa's always watching and just look what it did for him!

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Good afternoon, everyone. I've brought a gift for Angel today.


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Whoops, I thought you said insert a Snarfy comment.....
 
Unless something happens early, and usually babies aren't one for the best made plans, we're going in and getting him friday.

Hooray! It is so exciting. As my doctor always says "babies don't read calendars"....

one time I scheduled an induction (after crying, begging, threatening) but the hospital was so full they couldn't do it till Friday so we went home and stayed up late putting together baby furniture and doing laundry. As I crawled into bed I said "this is great, now we are ready and I have a couple of days to rest before he is born" and then my water broke.
 
You were already frustrated because you couldn't schedule the delivery and then y'all had plumbing problems on top of that?

Talk about piling it on.

But at least you weren't in the hospital so you could be at home when the plumber arrived.



What?? :confused3


:teeth:
 
Hooray! It is so exciting. As my doctor always says "babies don't read calendars"....

one time I scheduled an induction (after crying, begging, threatening) but the hospital was so full they couldn't do it till Friday so we went home and stayed up late putting together baby furniture and doing laundry. As I crawled into bed I said "this is great, now we are ready and I have a couple of days to rest before he is born" and then my water broke.
I'm sure I mentioned this...my wife's water broke the day before she was going to be induced last time. Then she was in labor for the 20 hours and the kid was born on that day anyway.
 
I'm sure I mentioned this...my wife's water broke the day before she was going to be induced last time. Then she was in labor for the 20 hours and the kid was born on that day anyway.
:hug: :hug: Pass that on to her, tell her to kick you in the shins :flower3:
 
But at least you weren't in the hospital so you could be at home when the plumber arrived.

What?? :confused3

:teeth:

Very funny Mr. Bama. :laughing: Don't worry though, I have plenty more stories like that :teeth:

I'm sure I mentioned this...my wife's water broke the day before she was going to be induced last time. Then she was in labor for the 20 hours and the kid was born on that day anyway.

I didn't know that. 20 hours :faint: She is a rock star.
 












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