I INTERRUPT THIS RIDDLE FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
CAM CAM IS IN LABOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONTRACTIONS ARE 5 MINS APART SINCE 4AM (SCOTLAND TIME..YOU FIGURE IT OUT) Im all nervous! We are gonna have a DIS riddle baby!
July 2003 -- Pittsburgh Pirates player Randall Simon is arrested and fined $432 for nailing the Italian Sausage with a bat during the Milwaukee Brewers' human sausage race, knocking the woman in the costume to the ground.