That's so ridiculous. At what point did an airplane become the only possible choice for reaching the Caribbean, Europe, Australia, Asia, etc.? I must have missed the memo stating that ships no longer access those places.
Well, until that last little sarcastic bite, I was going to... oh, heck. Kudos to you for recognizing that there ARE other modes of travel between continents. Sure, they're not as convenient - but they're how people got around for thousands of years before airplanes.
You go ahead and take your naked scans and gropes
Oh, boy. I thought we were past that. Naked scans? Gropes? We're back to sensationalizing instead of facts?
for the privilege of squeezing into a tiny seat with no leg room.
Oh, no. JetBlue provides me with a wide-enough seat - not luxuriously so, but enough - leather, by the way, and certainly more than enough leg room for my five foot nothing self.
I'll walk through a metal detector carrying my coffee and wearing my shoes en route to a fantastic adventure on a freighter ship or a luxury cruise on an ocean liner,
Just as well. Couldn't manage the carry-on, the personal item
and a cup of coffee anyway.
where someone cooks fabulous meals 24 hours a day and waits on me hand and foot while I kick back and do my job with a cocktail in my hand and the ocean breeze in my face. We'll both get to the same place in the end, but I bet I have more fun getting there.
Not exactly. "My place" is landlocked, so you're not getting there by cruise ship any time soon

and, well, while you're luxuriating on that ship for several days, I've been at my destination enjoying IT, cocktails and all. No, no ocean breeze... but heck, with a strong westerly wind, I can get that by stepping out my front door

. Worst case, I can drive the half-mile to the ocean... ANY day.
And just so nobody's entirely misled - freighter travel is great, but NOT like typical cruise ship travel. Don't be fooled
