Toys are hereby declared illegal!

[monkeyboy]

immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!

 

[Mermaid02]

BurgerMeister MeisterBurger is that YOU??

 

[disneymama73]

My house is gonna be soooo clean!

 

[monkeyboy]

My night stand is gonna be soooo clean!

HEy now TMI

 

[Mermaid02]

My house is gonna be soooo clean!

I can relate to the BurgerMeister.... stepped on a lego in bare feet once. Legos are no illegal in my house.

 

[CapeCodTenor]

No worries here monkeyboy....well, as long as you don't take away my adult toys.

 

[AmazingGrace]

I'm a man now, tanta Kringle!!!

 

[Charade]

No worries here monkeyboy....well, as long as you don't take away my adult toys.

Hmm... Isn't the BurgerMeister MeisterBurger an adult toy? I thought I saw it in a... oopps... I mean, someone told me about it. Yeah, that's it.

 

[disneydude91]

Hey, i got some nerf balls. You want some? Keep it on the DL!

 

[EthansMom]

immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!

So, Santa's gonna be in for a full life sentence if they catch him! Try explaining that one to the kiddies.

 

[phillybeth]

Put one foot in front of the other...

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Hmm... Isn't the BurgerMeister MeisterBurger an adult toy? I thought I saw it in a... oopps... I mean, someone told me about it. Yeah, that's it.

You know... like you, I heard it from someone else. Yeah, that's it, and I think you are correct.

 

[amy4bruce]

Gee, that's a difficult responsibility that we accept from the number one lawmaker, he.

 

[shrubber]

All the tin soldiers -- melt them down!
Wash the face of every clown
Each bouncing ball -- deflate it
No, I don't want to debate it!
The ballerinas who pirouette
Arrest their musical toes
Outlaw the dolls and sink the boats
They bring me only woes!