Totally immature behavior at work!

[Beauty]

This whole thread is cracking me up!

In my last office the I STOLE YOUR MILK would have been something that any of us would have pulled. We were always looking to do something silly.

I stayed skinny in high school because my best male friend ate my lunch during Algebra everyday. I would bring my sandwich to Algebra because lunch was the next period and sure enough by the end of the period my sandwich would have been eaten.

Wish I had that problem now!

Hey! Now I'm craving milk!

 

[Hopetobee]

Years ago my father worked in a department store, one of the ladies made and brought to work a birthday cake for him, it said Happy Birthday James on it, well, he left it in the employees lunch room (totally covered in a box) went by to get it as he was leaving work, and it had all been eaten, just a few crumbs and the plate left! He didn't even get one bite!

Nowadays, if we have something we buy and don't like, I tell my husband to take it to work with him, leave it in the break room , it will always be eaten.

By the way, have you noticed who in your office has a green pen?or is it common?

 

[Kallison]

totally immature but so bleeping funny!

I think I would wear my Got Milk sweatshirt to work tomorrow!

 

[bubie2.5]

We had the same problem... some finely chopped

pieces mixed in

solved the problem.

 

[Missy1961]

A few years ago, I went to Camden Yards in Baltimore and brought the souvenior cup back to NY with me. I used to put a little bit of water in the cup in the morning, freeze it and then put my drink in the cup at lunch time.

Well, one day when I went to get my cup, it was gone! And there was no way that anyone thought it was their cup. Well, I wrote a note about how disappointed I was that someone would take another person's cup. And they could just put it back, no questions asked. They didn't. But one day as I was walking down the hall I saw it on top of someone's cubie! So I took it back, washed it in my dishwasher at home and never brought it back to the office.

Last year, we were having a party for someone. We put big bottles of soda in the back of the fridge & wrote "do not touch" on them. Well, someone drank some soda. When I found out, I got pissed and was talking to someone in the kitchen about "how rude that was" Well, someone who was "just walking by" said, "oh someone thought that was for everybody!" I felt like saying to him, "what part of do not touch do you not understand?" but I think he learned his lesson, because it never happened again.

 

[tmq2766]

This thread is cracking me up!!!!!!

 

[Cebhfhionn]

edcrbnsoul, your dog is amazing! Has he thought about joining the circus?

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

A friend of mine pumps at work and leaves the milk in little bottles in the office fridge. One day, some of the milk was gone, so she posted a note on the bulletin board saying something to the effect of, "To whoever stole my milk : I'm not mad, I just wanted to let you know that it's breastmilk and that stuff is hard to come by." No one ever stole her milk again.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Originally posted by caitycaity
we have a chronic refrigerator thief too, only our company doesn't care.



this had me ! i'm sure i wouldn't be laughing if i worked there, and i agree that it is very immature, but i thought it was funny since i'm not involved with the situation.

I agree! I'm sorry EsmeraldaX, this is probably NOT at all funny at your end, but I am cracking up.. I guess I am immature, too. This whole scenario has me laughing.. Please keep us posted, this is better than the soaps!!

 

[BrerMom]

Green ink? Oh, no, it's a DISer!!!!

 

[Donnainnj]

Sounds like it is time to get a Nanny cam in your office.
Donna

LOL-"must be a diser"

 

[ilovepcot]

DH says one of the other engineers he works with got angry and peed ALL OVER the desk and computer of another engineer. The guy who did it was brazen enough to do it in front of 4 other people! We're waiting to see what HR does 'bout this sweet little situation. (At least the guy didn't steal anything!) Seriously, there seems to be such juvenile behavior in the work place lately.

 

[Muffin]

I've heard that a few drops of Visine in a drink will give someone the runs real bad.

 

[laurie31]

Originally posted by ilovepcot
DH says one of the other engineers he works with got angry and peed ALL OVER the desk and computer of another engineer. The guy who did it was brazen enough to do it in front of 4 other people! We're waiting to see what HR does 'bout this sweet little situation. (At least the guy didn't steal anything!) Seriously, there seems to be such juvenile behavior in the work place lately.

Gosh, that takes the cake!! Umm, no pun intended...

When I opened this I thought my story about about our office fridge thief who routinely stole anything that was in there was bad. Sheesh!!She did really make me mad when she ate the other half of my sandwich - I didn't have time to finish it one day, so I left the other half for my lunch the next day. Of course, it was gone. Who could do this! And yep, I also had a bottle of breast milk taken once!

DH wanted me to make exlax brownies for the thief (we all knew who it was, but without proof, nothing could be done), but I didn't have the nerve...sigh.

Laurie
(ps - could anyone out there who can help me fix my picture to the right size pm me? I tried to fix it myself and now it's gone completely!)

 

[Lanshark]

Does anyone have Oreo breath?

 

[leighe]

That is the funniest, most immature thing I have heard all day and I am a teacher in a high school!

 

[philaround]

About 20 years ago I was working for a company that had just opened a new facility. It was in a very old [100+ years] building and was chopped up into serveral rooms of varying sizes. We had a very small refigerator in one of the back rooms [near an overhead door leading into the yard]. One day one of the guys went out late morning to the store to get some soda to put in the frig. When he got back he went to the back room to put the soda away and found only an empty space where the frig used to be. Yep, someone sneeked in thru the overhead door and stole the whole frig.

edited

Just remembered this part. We had 4 or 5 packages of fresh caught blue fish filets in the freezer that a customer brought into us. We later found all the packages of fish on the floor in the back corner of the room. I quess the thief wasn't a fish eater.

 

[VampHeartless]

A Muslim (not allowed to eat pork) friend of mine kept stealing food at work. Well, one day he came up and took a bite of my breakfast burrito out of nowhere. Started chowing down...then looked at me with HUGE eyes...

Forget to mention to him it was a sausage breakfast burrito...

He didn't steal after that.

 

[BethanyF]

I was in our break room one day an there was a jar of peanut butter on the desk. Attached was a note...
"to whichever of you pigs stuck your fingers in my peanut butter, this is now a gift for you. I would have had no problem sharing it, but I would have preferred you used a knife or spoon. Enjoy it, Skippy"
I think the PB sat there for a month, no one claimed it so it just got tossed.

 

[ripleysmom]

Actually they shouldn't have posted that note about not being able to catch them. Remember that they eventually caught that guy that was peeing into the coffee everyday.