I just got back from a lovely week-long trip to WDW and since I won't be back for another 2 years or so, I thought I would come up with ways one can capture the feeling of WDW at home.....
10. Put a FastPass machine in front of your bathroom
9. Start pushing a huge stroller around the house, occassionally bumping into members of your family.
8. Call your spouse or parent to make a Priority Seating for dinner that night (then call 3 or 4 neighbors and make PSs there as well so you have all options covered)
7. If the kids want to talk to you, tell them you are available at 1:30, 2:45, 3:30, and 5:00pm and that they should arrive a half hour early.
6. Start parking your car a few blocks away and have your kids "Big Wheel" you to your car
5. Start calling your car Test Track and tell the kids if they want to use it, they need to wait 45-70 minutes. When that time is over, tell them the car broke down.
4. Legally change your wife's name to Kryssa and make her say "I'm getting fish and chips in ENG-land" every half hour.
3. If there is a room you want to keep private, put a sign saying "Stitch's Great Escape" outside the door and that should keep folks away (at least after one visit). (sorry Stitch fans)
2. Every time you buy food, toss an extra $20 on the counter.
1. Wrap your pets in Christmas lights and have your own SPECTROMagic at 9:00 and 11:00.
10. Put a FastPass machine in front of your bathroom
9. Start pushing a huge stroller around the house, occassionally bumping into members of your family.
8. Call your spouse or parent to make a Priority Seating for dinner that night (then call 3 or 4 neighbors and make PSs there as well so you have all options covered)
7. If the kids want to talk to you, tell them you are available at 1:30, 2:45, 3:30, and 5:00pm and that they should arrive a half hour early.
6. Start parking your car a few blocks away and have your kids "Big Wheel" you to your car
5. Start calling your car Test Track and tell the kids if they want to use it, they need to wait 45-70 minutes. When that time is over, tell them the car broke down.
4. Legally change your wife's name to Kryssa and make her say "I'm getting fish and chips in ENG-land" every half hour.
3. If there is a room you want to keep private, put a sign saying "Stitch's Great Escape" outside the door and that should keep folks away (at least after one visit). (sorry Stitch fans)
2. Every time you buy food, toss an extra $20 on the counter.
1. Wrap your pets in Christmas lights and have your own SPECTROMagic at 9:00 and 11:00.
. I say start randomly getting in line for mudane events, like going into classes at school, entering the mall, etc. I bet you'd get a lot of weird stares! You may also kindly ask, "do you know what the wait time is for ____?"
....got a lot of laughs. 
already planning a Thanksgiving trip to pick me up.
