Top Ten Ways Bush can Raise His Approval Rating

[fklhou]

Top Ten Ways Bush Can Raise His Approval Rating


10. End controversial "tax cuts for jerks" program

9. Build a giant Saddam Hussein doll, take it out to the White House lawn and beat it up

8. Make film about his wild days hosting "The Gong Show"

7. Presidential pardon for Diana Ross

6. Use more adorable mispronunciations like "aminal" and "pasghetti"

5. Pressue the FDA to make salty snack chips the main food group

4. Develop a catch phrase, like, "What you talkin' about, Kim Jong Il?"

3. Find Osama Bin Laden

2. Let America know White House has the loosest slots in town

1. Find Dick Cheney