Top Ten Signs That Bush needs a Vacation

[fklhou]

10. Holding all press conferences outside to work on his tan
9. Asking Al Qaeda not to do anything until the end of August
8. Had workers remove Oval Office desk to make room for hammock
7. It's been, what, two weeks since he went fishing?
6. Constantly studying satellite photos of Club Med
5. Page 386 of his budget simply states "need nap"
4. Visited Disney World's Hall of Presidents, asked, "Which one am I?"
3. Started nodding off during WWF Smackdown
2. Barely has the energy to help Cheney shred Halliburton documents
1. He's choking on pretzels just so he can pass out for a couple of minutes

Letterman Show

 

[cotye]

LOL.

 

[Grog]

Cute

 

[Eeyore1954]

Letterman should fire his writers. This was one of the lamest Top Tens in weeks.

 

[John Smith1]

Originally posted by Eeyore1954


Letterman should fire his writers. This was one of the lamest Top Tens in weeks.

Yeah, that's a good reason, forget about those 40 Emmy nominations...

 

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EEyore1954
Glad to hear I am not the only anti-Letterman person out there! I CAN'T STAND HIM!!!