Tom and Katie Have Split

[zalansky]

Okay, but I'm going to be the first to say "I told you so" when it does happen.

Not if I beat you to it!!!

 

[outstandinfarmer]

Huh, that's so weird. They seemed to be in such a normal, healthy, everyone is sane type of relationship.

 

[DisneyDmbNut]

NINJA WARRIOR ATTEMPTS TO RESCUE KATIE HOLMES!!!

As the picture above illustrates it was almost a successful rescue attempt for the kidnapped Katie Holmes. A ninja warrior can be seen in the lower left hand corner trying to snatch the helpless Holmes from the clutches of a crazed Tom Cruise. When Cruise became aware of the rescue attempt he grabbed Holmes and sucked oxygen from her into she fell unconscious. He then took her back to his cave where he spent the rest of the evening throwing darts at a picture of Matt Lauer.

 

[AuntieM03]

Anyone feeling the need for that many public displays of affection must be faking.

 

[azgal81]

Shouldn't they have had the kid by now. Did anyone see the signs that were being brought into their house to remind her to be quiet during the birth?

 

[Mad4Mickey]

I cant wait for that kid to be born ! I hope it LOOKS just like its daddy CHRIS KLIEN bawwhwhahaa

 

[DawnCt1]

I haven't read this entire thread, but I read where Nicole Kidman said that Tom had Pelicano wiretap her phone. Everytime she used the phone she would interject with, "Tom, am I saying the right thing?".

 

[dolphinrescuegirl]

Just read in the magazine that they did split and will reveal it after the baby is born. I cant remember which mag this was in but it's still on the newstands. I also believe this is going to be like Jessica and Nick. wonder if these reports will last as long as theirs did. hopefully not