Thanks everyone. I forgot I had posted this question, and didn't check the answer until now. It did take me a while to figure out the tree/toilet connection. Couldn't figure out how to ask the question any differently though.
Desnik, thanks so much for the great answer. Sounds perfect to me!
Deb & Bill, we get lotion on the cruise line, and I get it most times when I travel for business, that's why I included it in the list.
Thanks again for the help!