Ev, I loved the list! Especially the one about a sarcasm font!!
We had some of the ugly white stuff here today. fortunately mixed with rain so nothing stuck. Still, cold and messy out.
I had to buy new jeans becuase with my leg swollen from surgery my old ones won't go on. I hated to buy a bigger size but what are you gonna do? I am also very excited becuase I went into Dress Barn just to look and see what nice dresses they had. Figured, it's the holiday season, probably the best time to look. well, nearly everything was either above the knee short, sleeveless, or very form fitting (some were all of those!), or it was too matronly. I even looked in the plus size section just to see if maybe they had anything. Nope. there was one regular size dress I really liked. 3/4 sleeves, sort of a knit material, collar like a blouse, a shirred waist, and a really nice forest green skirt with a black lace overlay. AND it was mid-calf length. Naturally, they had no size 14. Just 8, 10 and 12. so I decided to try on the 12 and see how close it was, and maybe try to order it in a 14 or 16.
The 12 is now hanging in my closet!!!

It looks really really good on, and will keep me warm enough. DD was invited to her first Sweet 16 party in January and I am going too, so I needed a dress. The only dressy dresses I own are cap sleeved little numbers, and I'd freeze my tushie off! but now I am all set!
I went to a Christmas party last night with a group of moms whose kids all went to school together back when they were younger (most of them up to 2nd grade). It was a blast. we always have a white elephant exchange, and this one girl somehow manages to find the tackiest, most hilarious gifts. This year she found something that looks like a huge golf ball on a tee, and inside there are plastic containers for ketchup, mustard, salt and pepper. We laughed until we cried at that one! I didnt' get home til after midnight. Then today I had a SparkPeople party, with 15 people I've never met and one person I've known for several years. Also a great time--you'd think we were all old friends.
So, that's 2 parties down, 2 to go (Wednesday and Thursday this coming week). I can't remember the last time I had such a busy social calendar!
But all in all, I'd rather be in Disney! BTW, Charlie thanks all of you profusely for your help in answering his questions. He is taking your advice very seriously!
Going to see if that ugly stuff is still falling out of the sky...