Tiers For Fears

[Laketravis]

Everybody wants to tour The 'World, I guess.

 

[Laketravis]

There's a ride where the queue won't faze you
Holding hands as the wait times rise up
With my FP I'll be right behind you

So glad we almost rode it
So sad they had to tier it
Everybody wants to tour the world......

I can't stand this indecision
Mickey's got a lack of vision
Everybody wants to tour the world......

Say that you'll never never never never need it
One headliner can you believe it ?
Everybody wants to tour the world

 

[Mad Hattered]

There's a ride where the queue won't faze you
Holding hands as the wait times rise up
With my FP I'll be right behind you

So glad we almost rode it
So sad they had to tier it
Everybody wants to tour the world......

I can't stand this indecision
Mickey's got a lack of vision
Everybody wants to tour the world......

Say that you'll never never never never need it
One headliner can you believe it ?
Everybody wants to tour the world

TOO.DAMN.FUNNY!!! Great job, LT!!

 

[BuzzLiteyear]

There's a ride where the queue won't faze you Holding hands as the wait times rise up With my FP I'll be right behind you So glad we almost rode it So sad they had to tier it Everybody wants to tour the world...... I can't stand this indecision Mickey's got a lack of vision Everybody wants to tour the world...... Say that you'll never never never never need it One headliner can you believe it ? Everybody wants to tour the world

Love it!

 

[Mad Hattered]

And now, thanks to Silock and Lake, I can't get THAT song out of my head now!!

 

[Mad Hattered]

Actually, the Shout lyrics almost work by themselves, as is.


Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

In stagnant times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul
In black and white, they really, really ought to know
Those Corporate minds that took you for a whipping boy
Kiss them goodbye - you shouldn't have to jump for joy

You shouldn't have to jump for joy

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

You gave them life, and in return they gave you Hell
As cold as ice - I hope they live to tell the tale

I hope they live to tell the tale

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

And when you've taken down your guard
If they could change your mind they'd really like to break your heart

They'd really like to break your heart

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

With a couple of tweaks, that is.

 

[Silock]

There's a ride where the queue won't faze you
Holding hands as the wait times rise up
With my FP I'll be right behind you

So glad we almost rode it
So sad they had to tier it
Everybody wants to tour the world......

I can't stand this indecision
Mickey's got a lack of vision
Everybody wants to tour the world......

Say that you'll never never never never need it
One headliner can you believe it ?
Everybody wants to tour the world

AMAZEBALLS.

 

[Silock]

Actually, the Shout lyrics almost work by themselves, as is.


Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

In stagnant times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul
In black and white, they really, really ought to know
Those Corporate minds that took you for a whipping boy
Kiss them goodbye - you shouldn't have to jump for joy

You shouldn't have to jump for joy

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

You gave them life, and in return they gave you Hell
As cold as ice - I hope they live to tell the tale

I hope they live to tell the tale

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

And when you've taken down your guard
If they could change your mind they'd really like to break your heart

They'd really like to break your heart

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

With a couple of tweaks, that is.

Kinda feels like you're coming from a really dark place there, Hattered.

 

[Mad Hattered]

Kinda feels like you're coming from a really dark place there, Hattered.

Silock, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the Galaxy as Tiers and Fears.

 

[Silock]

Silock, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the Galaxy as Tiers and Fears.

BOB IGER
I told you to remain in the standby line.

MAD HATTERED
A small Brazilian tour group has penetrated the FP+ turnstile and is riding Test Track.

BOB IGER (no surprise)
Yes, I know.

MAD HATTERED (after a beat)
They have already ridden Soarin'.

BOB IGER (very cool)
Are you sure?

MAD HATTERED
I have smelled the fake evergreen and citrus scents, my Master.

BOB IGER
Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your
nostrils on this matter are clear, Mad Hattered.

MAD HATTERED
They are clear, my Master.

BOB IGER
Then you must go to the Imagination Pavilion and
wait for them.

MAD HATTERED (skeptical)
THEY will ride Journey Into Imagination?

BOB IGER
I have arranged it. Their desire to use our Tier 2 selections
will be their undoing. They will ride what we want them to ride,
and their Magic Bands will then lock them out of their hotel rooms.

MAD HATTERED (bows)
As you wish.

 

[Mad Hattered]

BOB IGER
I told you to remain in the standby line.

MAD HATTERED
A small Brazilian tour group has penetrated the FP+ turnstile and is riding Test Track.

BOB IGER (no surprise)
Yes, I know.

MAD HATTERED (after a beat)
They have already ridden Soarin'.

BOB IGER (very cool)
Are you sure?

MAD HATTERED
I have smelled the fake evergreen and citrus scents, my Master.

BOB IGER
Strange, that I have not. I wonder if your
nostrils on this matter are clear, Mad Hattered.

MAD HATTERED
They are clear, my Master.

BOB IGER
Then you must go to the Imagination Pavilion and
wait for them.

MAD HATTERED (skeptical)
THEY will ride Journey Into Imagination?

BOB IGER
I have arranged it. Their desire to use our Tier 2 selections
will be their undoing. They will ride what we want them to ride,
and their Magic Bands will then lock them out of their hotel rooms.

MAD HATTERED (bows)
As you wish.

Hilarious, you are, Silock. I like your original screenplay. But I would change the ending up a bit. I would flip it up when I am bowing. I kinda want to do a fake bow thingie and then cut Iger in half with my light saber. The audience loves a twist at the end.

 

[jhaig]

This thread has officially gone sideways - i love it

My original title was going to be "Tiers and Loathing at WDW" but thought it was a little too abstract.....

 

[Mad Hattered]

This thread has officially gone sideways - i love it

My original title was going to be "Tiers and Loathing at WDW" but thought it was a little too abstract.....

Well, then that would have been a bit trippy. Now wouldn't it?

But then again, we would probably be talking about Depp. No one wants that.

 

[MacDalt]

This is why I read these boards. Who needs the info?! I just want the free entertainment.

 

[jhaig]

So what about Animal Kingdom? Is tiering really necessary with the limited number of attractions?

 

[cgattis]

Bwa!!! And here I thought there didn't NEED to be another thread about FP+! Madhattered, silock, and Laketravis, I tip my ears to you. Now, step aside--I have a FP+ ressie for the restrooms by Pinocchio Village Haus that expires in 10 minutes.

 

[sixxmum]

If you look closer, it's easy to trace the testracks of my tiers!

 

[JanaDee]

Actually, the Shout lyrics almost work by themselves, as is.


Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

In stagnant times, you shouldn't have to sell your soul
In black and white, they really, really ought to know
Those Corporate minds that took you for a whipping boy
Kiss them goodbye - you shouldn't have to jump for joy

You shouldn't have to jump for joy

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

You gave them life, and in return they gave you Hell
As cold as ice - I hope they live to tell the tale

I hope they live to tell the tale

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

And when you've taken down your guard
If they could change your mind they'd really like to break your heart

They'd really like to break your heart

Shout, shout, plan it all out
These are the things I can do without
Come on - I'm talking to you
Come on

With a couple of tweaks, that is.

Awesome!

 

[wisblue]

Yay.

Another thread for the usual posters to rail about FP+ and tiers.

While you all are "crying in your tiers", I am laughing at all of those who are getting so worked up about it. My favorite line is "with tiering you can only do one headliner without waiting in a long standby line".

The simple fact is that, at least for now, with a minimum of planning you can enjoy both Soarin and Test Track or TSMM and RNRC without waiting in a long line for either.

Here is my actual experience from Sunday, December 29, during the heart of the Christmas season. This is a day on which Touring Plans predicted a crowd level of 10 for DHS.

We arrived at the park at about 7:20 for a scheduled 8 AM (non EMH) opening, expecting the park to actually open at about 7:45, which it did. There were about 10 people in front of us at the gate, so the predictions that FP+ would cause hordes of people to arrive an hour or more before opening did not materialize. A lot of people were behind us when the park did open.

When we got through the gate we walked briskly but safely toward TSMM (we passed the FP distribution with the early return times because we were satisfied riding once) and walked right on the ride and exited the building around 8 AM. We then walked directly to TOT where the return time for FPs was something like 8:10. In other words, had we been so inclined, we could have gotten a FP and then gotten another one within about 5 minutes. But, again, because we were satisfied riding TOT once that day, we walked in, were ushered right into the library, and were off the ride by about 8:20.

We then walked over to RNRC where the posted wait time was something like 30 minutes. That early in the day it is very possible that the standby wait wasn't that long. The day before we saw several instances early in the day where actual waits were much shorter than posted waits. Disney has always done this in a attempt to encourage some people to move on to something else. The FP return time was less than an hour out.

Again, we were satisfied riding RNRC once that day (we had FP+ for it on 2 other evenings on our 5 day trip) so we went into the single rider line and were on and off the ride by 8:40.

In other words, we did the 3 most popular attractions at DHS in less than an hour on one of the busiest days of the year without using one FP. We were then able to move on to the rest of the park while still holding our FP+ reservations at DAK for that afternoon.

If you can do this on a crowd level 10 day, I have very little doubt that you will also be able to do it on less crowded days, even when FP+ is available to everyone (and paper FPs are gone). If you have access to FP+, all you have to do is make a reservation for one and ride the other one at RD and you will be all set.

We never felt like we had to choose between headliners at any of the parks during our stay.

If your complaint is that it may be more difficult to ride certain headliners multiple times, that's a different issue.

 

[mom2rtk]

Yay.

Another thread for the usual posters to rail about FP+ and tiers.

While you all are "crying in your tiers", I am laughing at all of those who are getting so worked up about it. My favorite line is "with tiering you can only do one headliner without waiting in a long standby line".

The simple fact is that, at least for now, with a minimum of planning you can enjoy both Soarin and Test Track or TSMM and RNRC without waiting in a long line for either.

Here is my actual experience from Sunday, December 29, during the heart of the Christmas season. This is a day on which Touring Plans predicted a crowd level of 10 for DHS.

We arrived at the park at about 7:20 for a scheduled 8 AM (non EMH) opening, expecting the park to actually open at about 7:45, which it did. There were about 10 people in front of us at the gate, so the predictions that FP+ would cause hordes of people to arrive an hour or more before opening did not materialize. A lot of people were behind us when the park did open.

When we got through the gate we walked briskly but safely toward TSMM (we passed the FP distribution with the early return times because we were satisfied riding once) and walked right on the ride and exited the building around 8 AM. We then walked directly to TOT where the return time for FPs was something like 8:10. In other words, had we been so inclined, we could have gotten a FP and then gotten another one within about 5 minutes. But, again, because we were satisfied riding TOT once that day, we walked in, were ushered right into the library, and were off the ride by about 8:20.

We then walked over to RNRC where the posted wait time was something like 30 minutes. That early in the day it is very possible that the standby wait wasn't that long. The day before we saw several instances early in the day where actual waits were much shorter than posted waits. Disney has always done this in a attempt to encourage some people to move on to something else. The FP return time was less than an hour out.

Again, we were satisfied riding RNRC once that day (we had FP+ for it on 2 other evenings on our 5 day trip) so we went into the single rider line and were on and off the ride by 8:40.

In other words, we did the 3 most popular attractions at DHS in less than an hour on one of the busiest days of the year without using one FP. We were then able to move on to the rest of the park while still holding our FP+ reservations at DAK for that afternoon.

If you can do this on a crowd level 10 day, I have very little doubt that you will also be able to do it on less crowded days, even when FP+ is available to everyone (and paper FPs are gone). If you have access to FP+, all you have to do is make a reservation for one and ride the other one at RD and you will be all set.

We never felt like we had to choose between headliners at any of the parks during our stay.

If your complaint is that it may be more difficult to ride certain headliners multiple times, that's a different issue.

But what about all those folks I've been hearing about all year who "can't" be at rope drop?