You know they are probably wondering the same thing
You're lucky. Today, you can mess with me! 
So i could be the good looking one out of the group then ?
Post a pic, we can judge you
Come here DavidI did actually try using your name but nothing I came up with made sense
BUT you are in!
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Uhmmmmm *cough cough*
Don't lie to them!! I'm evil and horrible and mean!!
After all, I didnt even get a TU today
Dart Pa Box Pen doesnt like me
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Uhmmmmm *cough cough*
David, can I make one little change? 
it's ok, it did it's job causing more post and laughs
hee hee- that was my guess....
have you seen the poster (no clue who they are) whose avatar is the walmart logo spelled
volde*mort
unfortunately for me, I am the exact target consumer profile.....
Evening
Finally had time to look at the riddle
PM sent
