Thursday's wet and wild riddle

[dismorgh]

Youse guys are nuts!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Nah, she said "I'd love to see too; but I couldn't stand to look at Chuckie's bad rug".

No...I was there. I distinctly remember hearing something like "I love a man with muscles. Is your father still alive?"

 

[imsorry]

Jack Bauer wrote 27 of the top 30 facts about Chuck Norris. The authors of the three he did not write, are dead.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Rambo is scarier than Chuckle Norris

I agree, but we're not talking about acting ability. In which case, I could understand this and the Jack Borer references.

 

[MadScouser]

Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.

I heard the loser had to have their show on the same network as American Idol.

 

[imsorry]

 

[crcormier]

My guess sent!

 

[Cantw8]

ummm, excuse me but what in the hell is going on in here today Chuck Norris???? Jack Bauer????? You call them men??? Well, they may be tough but they can't hold a candle to my guy I'd like to snap his suspenders "Nothin you can do could tear me away from my guy"

 

[MadScouser]

ummm, excuse me but what in the hell is going on in here today Chuck Norris???? Jack Bauer????? You call them men??? Well, they may be tough but they can't hold a candle to my guy I'd like to snap his suspenders "Nothin you can do could tear me away from my guy"

Who ???

 

[imsorry]

"So Chuck, where can I take you today??? Oh sorry, you look just like your Dad":

 

[Cantw8]

Who ???

Les McKeown, Bay City Rollers circa 1974 He's from your side of the pond

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Who ???

The guy who was in the top bunk when Jack Bauer was in jail.

 

[MadScouser]

Les McKeown, Bay City Rollers circa 1974 He's from your side of the pond

I was still in nappies then

 

[L107ANGEL]

ummm, excuse me but what in the hell is going on in here today Chuck Norris???? Jack Bauer????? You call them men??? Well, they may be tough but they can't hold a candle to my guy I'd like to snap his suspenders "Nothin you can do could tear me away from my guy"

Diet coke everywhere!

 

[babynurse1]

Hi Riddlers. Long time no see.

I took a stab at it.


I have a Chuck Norris story, if anybody want to hear it. If not, skip the next few sentences.


My daughter used to love the show "Walker, Texas Ranger". We have no idea why? She even pretended to be him and made her little brother be his side kick, Trevitt or Trevett or whoever he was. Anyway, my daughter wanted to write to Chuck Norris. So, my dad found an address for him through one of the production companies and my dd wrote him a letter in her little 7 yr old handwriting about how much she liked him.

Several weeks later, we get an envelope from California. Inside was a picture of Chuck and he had signed it to my daughter and even wrote a quick note that said something about "thanks for being a fan. always follow your dreams" etc.

She is sooooo embarrassed by this story now that she is 14.

 

[alabamaalan]

We were cleaning out our storage building earlier this week.

This game was still in the case with my Atari 2600 (I've never owned a more modern system btw)

Now that's some awesome graphics and gameplay!

I'll admit, I liked the "Artillary Duel" side of it more, but please don't tell Mr. Norris.

 

[LaraK]

I'm a little afraid, but I'm in...

 

[MadScouser]

I'm a little afraid, but I'm in...

I would be more afraid than that

 

[crcormier]

We had an Atari. I never saw the double ended cartridge before though. That's cool!