Thursday's wet and wild riddle

[dismorgh]

Morning riddlers! PM sent, but who knows?

 

[ConcKahuna]

I prefer Mr. T.

Pity the fool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDvG6BaIPVg&feature=related

And Chuck Norris supports Huckabee. Huckabee scares me...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

 

[firstmickey]

Ok I am in...
Thanks FM for inviting me back

Cathy

Everybody be nice to Cathy. She's a really old riddler.



Well, not old age wise.....she's experienced.....hmmm...that doesn't sound right either, does it? :



she has seniority.

 

[firstmickey]

What about Jack Bauer ?

Love him!

 

[imsorry]

What about Jack Bauer ?

Why did Jack Bauer cross the road? Because he already killed everyone on his side.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

Four years after Jack Bauer's election, the constitution will require new presidential elections. People will ask Jack Bauer to do the job for "24 more years".

When Jack Bauer becomes president, he will protect the secret service.

Chuck Norris could slam a revolving door. Jack Bauer would just bust it down and kick his heiney.


Jack Bauer brought sexy back, and shot Justin for taking the credit.

 

[dismorgh]

Ok I am in...
Thanks FM for inviting me back

Cathy

Everybody be nice to Cathy. She's a really old riddler.



Well, not old age wise.....she's experienced.....hmmm...that doesn't sound right either, does it? :



she has seniority.

Hi Cathy! Welcome, Back!

 

[crz4mm2]

Everybody be nice to Cathy. She's a really old riddler.



Well, not old age wise.....she's experienced.....hmmm...that doesn't sound right either, does it? :



she has seniority.

THanks Donna, I think
Old, experienced, senior.... LOL. yep, that's me....
Let's see if I get this one... most of the time I still just sit and scratch my head...

 

[Lars624]

Good Morning

I've sent my guess

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Chuck Norris could slam a revolving door. Jack Bauer would just bust it down and kick his heiney.

*cough* Jack Bauer couldn't bust out of jail. *cough*

Drinking facts:
Chuck Norris' beard would cause the breathalyzer to fail and they couldn't draw blood because he doesn't have any, its liquid steel running through his veins.
When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesn't throw up, he throws down.

 

[imsorry]

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didn't dare cross Jack Bauer

 

[ConcKahuna]

 

[imsorry]

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

 

[ConcKahuna]

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

Don't get my started on Hellen Keller jokes, I'll get points

 

[MadScouser]

The only reason your still alive is because Jack can't be bothered to carry your body around.

Jack Bauer wasn't addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

Her first words "Go away. Oh, but do you have Chuck Norris's phone number?"

 

[firstmickey]

Her first words "Go away. Oh, but do you have Chuck Norris's phone number?"

 

[MadScouser]

On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.

Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.

There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland. Yeah...bet those terrorists pee themselves.

"Hide the explosives!!! He might do a dramatic reading from his role in The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration.!"

 

[imsorry]

Her first words "Go away. Oh, but do you have Chuck Norris's phone number?"

Nah, she said "I'd love to see too; but I couldn't stand to look at Chuckie's bad rug".

 

[MadScouser]

Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland. Yeah...bet those terrorists pee themselves.

"Hide the explosives!!! He might do a dramatic reading from his role in The Land Before Time X: The Great Longneck Migration.!"

Rambo is scarier than Chuckle Norris