Thursday's racing to the weekend riddle

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

well I had to make it a little hard

I mean really. If God had wanted me to run (or even walk for that matter) why would he have allowed the heelie and the ECV???

 

[L107ANGEL]

That is not something everyone on this thread can claim and I am excluding the dogs.

 

[trappednabox]

Stephanie

 

[trappednabox]

Mickeyfan2

 

[trappednabox]

I mean really. If God had wanted me to run (or even walk for that matter) why would he have allowed the heelie and the ECV???

NOW i know what to get you for Christmas

 

[L107ANGEL]

Duck, I took this test for you. It really is you!

http://www.animalinyou.com/Walrus.htm

 

[trappednabox]

That is not something everyone on this thread can claim and I am excluding the dogs.

 

[CdnDisneyNut]

Morning

PM sent

 

[trappednabox]

CdnDisneyNut

 

[trappednabox]

1prince2princesses

 

[Boo'sMom]

morning, apparently the dog beat me here....funny since he's running in circles.

That of course, reminds me of a story....Boatboy funny story #24
(this is NEW material...actually JUST happend this week)

I applied for a new job with the same school I work for. The HR department sent me an INTERNAL APPLICATION to fill out. One of the questions was "Why do you think you should be offered this job?"

well....knowing the type of people I work with, I have agonized over this question because I KNOW the answer will be picked apart word for word.....so I went to my darling husband for some advice....since he's so good with words.

Here is his submission:

Stephanie would be an excellent addition to the Development Team as the Director of Development Operations. She currently is unable to maintain a satisfactory wage that allows her to purchase appropriate footwear for her daughter that has caused her to buy two left shoes, one a size 9 and the other a size 6. This has caused her daughter to continually walk in circles as the larger shoe covers more distance than the smaller one. Please give her the job.


stupid fish

 

[firstmickey]

I love him.

 

[trappednabox]

morning, apparently the dog beat me here....funny since he's running in circles.

That of course, reminds me of a story....Boatboy funny story #24
(this is NEW material...actually JUST happend this week)

I applied for a new job with the same school I work for. The HR department sent me an INTERNAL APPLICATION to fill out. One of the questions was "Why do you think you should be offered this job?"

well....knowing the type of people I work with, I have agonized over this question because I KNOW the answer will be picked apart word for word.....so I went to my darling husband for some advice....since he's so good with words.

Here is his submission:

Stephanie would be an excellent addition to the Development Team as the Director of Development Operations. She currently is unable to maintain a satisfactory wage that allows her to purchase appropriate footwear for her daughter that has caused her to buy two left shoes, one a size 9 and the other a size 6. This has caused her daughter to continually walk in circles as the larger shoe covers more distance than the smaller one. Please give her the job.


stupid fish

OMG

 

[Boo'sMom]

I love him.

and he loves you

and your starch

 

[firstmickey]

and he loves you

and your starch

I'm not Starch Girl for nuthin'

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Duck, I took this test for you. It really is you!

http://www.animalinyou.com/Walrus.htm

Well fair is fair. I took it for you.

http://www.animalinyou.com/frog.htm

 

[hiwaygal]

Good Morning!!!

Steph...that was hysterical!

PM sent and I'm IN!

 

[trappednabox]

roadie

 

[lexmelinda]

GOOD MORNING, EVERYONE!!!

Sorry I haven't been around lately....been busy around here.

I think I'm in today!

 

[trappednabox]

Melinda