Thursday Riddle

[horsegirl]

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies !
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not funny I know but topical

 

[lewdyan1]

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Wanda !
Wanda who ?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies !
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not funny I know but topical

 

[horsegirl]

you thought is was funny? really? well good dyan!

 

[lewdyan1]

Anymore good jokes? We could sit around telling jokes and making smores!

 

[paslea_pooh]

DONNA....

How was camp today?


We have to stay on topic over here? I don't know if i can handle the pressure.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Anymore good jokes? We could sit around telling jokes and making smores!

I love my S'mores maker!! Just another thing that isn't quite as much fun when alone

 

[paslea_pooh]

DON'T BUY COOKIES FROM THIS GIRL !!!!

 

[horsegirl]

Anymore good jokes? We could sit around telling jokes and making smores!

Fun in the Elevator
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, d---it, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, d--n motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Meow occassionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers through it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Shadow box.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

 

[L107ANGEL]

Holy Hell Bubbles!!!!

 

[lewdyan1]

I liked those!

I would like to see someone in the elevator say "Please stand clear of the doors; Por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas." How many people would get it?

 

[horsegirl]

Holy Hell Bubbles!!!!

What it has to do with girl scout cookies?

 

[JimboInLimbo]

Anyone care to tell the new guy what the Woo hooty is?

 

[HaleyB]

Anyone care to tell the new guy what the Woo hooty is?

Well honey, first we should ask how old you are. So how old are you?

 

[JimboInLimbo]

35. So am I too young or too old? I have a feeling I may know where this is leading.

 

[firstmickey]

I read the whole riddle (LMAO at the jokes..especially the elevetor ones...lol!) and find not only did you NOT obtain woooohooooootyy today but you never filled in the new guy on wooo hoooty and let him be a thread killer!

I cant have that I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (bunch of slackers!)




so just for you, JimboInLimbo......the riddle wooooooo hoooootyy is when we reach 100 posts on the riddle. (we like it to have LOTS of OOOOO's!)


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[WebmasterMaryJo]

I'm a day late & a dollar short, it seems...

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