Thursday Riddle

[Breezy_Carol]

I am loving the jokes.

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


















A stick.

 

[Loubon]

Say goodnight Gracie........

 

[paslea_pooh]

There is a monkey in the bar

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.

The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

 

[Loubon]

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

Say goodnight Gracie........

Goodnight Gracie!

 

[sheridac]

I said get a room you two.

 

[firstmickey]

Good Morning Riddlers!


Have a nice dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[horsegirl]

Good Morning Riddlers!


Have a nice dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

My you are up early. Wanna work on a farm?

 

[L107ANGEL]

I'm not sure I want to drink from your photo bucket.

And all this time I thought you were invisible on purpose. You know, given how controversial you are and all.

Yeah thats me, always stirring things up