Parents butting in to their kids' spats with other kids. "Their snowflake snubbed my snowflake - how dare they!"
Teacher was mean, disrespectful, or does not like my snowflake. "Should I call the principal or better yet the school board?"
"I am bleeding from every orifice of my body and my temperature has been 105 for two weeks. Should I call the doctor, and if not, could you please diagnose me?"
MIL threads, except for Jeafl's annual Christmas gift thread.
"Is this tacky?" If you have to ask the question, I suspect you already know the answer.