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Jeff Foxworthy, About Ontario


If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling
through
36
inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the
food will
swim by,
you live in Ontario.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through
May, you
live
in Ontario.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out
of the
year,
you live in Ontario.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the
middle of
his
forehead, you live in Ontario.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you
live in
Ontario.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who
dialed a
wrong number, you live in Ontario.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE ONTARIAN IF:
1. "Vacation" means going South past London for the
weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a moose more than
once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
and then
back
again.

5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging
blizzard,
without flinching.

6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.

7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled
with
snow.

8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and
road
construction.

9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a moose
next to
your
blue spruce.

10. Down South to you means London .

11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward
them to all
your
Ontario friends

 

[damo]

Cute. A lot of them are sooooooooooo true!

 

[ChisJo]

I've read the same thing, but with Alberta writen in instead. Cute though. Thanks for sharing!

 

[mbb]

I've read the same thing, but with Alberta writen in instead. Cute though. Thanks for sharing!

That's the sad/funny part - it works for all of us!!

 

[sammi]

LOL I love it!

 

[pkitty]

Jeff Foxworthy What A Hoot! Still Though I Can't Understand The Ice Fishing Thing.
I Am A Police Officer And Worked In Northern Ontario For Five Years. There's Nothing Worse Than Getting A Call From Some Guy On His Cell Phone Reporting A Drunk Couple Arguing Out At The Fish Hut ( Basically A Hole In The Ice ).