LOL, I love these types of letters-- they're always good for a chuckle! We used to know an elderly lady who's Christmas letters were all about her garden club stuff and her cats, who's names were things like "Sissy-poo" and "Muffy-puff" and "fluffy-butt" , or whatever. LOL. . but she was a sweet old woman.. we just got a giggle from her letters and knew she had a heart of gold.
Now my letters definitely would go along the lines of . . "A is doing much better in school now
(He's gotten his F's up to c minuses); C is very active in volunteering in our community
(he is having to do community service because he's on probation because he popped a neighborhood kid with an airsoft gun for calling him fat); we've moved into a wonderful new neighborhood
(because our old house went back to the bank); D has been doing lots of wonderful projects around the house
(except for looking for a new job, since he hasn't been working for two months!)
LMAO, I guess it really *is* all about presentation!