I pulled up some chain restaurant menus online, looked a the dessert sections, and they have the same things I would consider desserts on them...
Applebees: Apple Caramel Supreme, Chocolate Mousse, Hot Fudge Sundae, Maple Butter Blondie, Key Lime Pie, Strawberry Cheesecake, Triple Chocolate Meltdown
Bennigan's: Decadent Chocolate Chip Cake, Bananas Foster Xango, Death By Chocolate, Browine Bottom Pie
Denny's: Turtle Cheesecake, Brownie a la Mode Cheesecake, Raspberry Cheesecake, Hot Fudge Brownie a la Mode, Caramel Apple Crisp, New York Style Cheesecake, Milkshakes, Oreo Blender Blaster, Sundaes, Oreo Sundae, Banana Split, Apple Pie, Hershey's Chocolate Cake, Carrot Cake, Floats
Olive Garden: Tiramisu, White Chocolate Raspberry Cheesecake, Chocolate Gelato, Torta di Chocolate, Lemon Cream Cake, Black Tie Mousse Cake
So I must not be the only one thinking of those sorts of things as dessert, right?