This one should get me banned Oh Mean Laureennnnnnnn

Raulandpinboy

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A lame joke...

A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.

The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, a Redhead, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out........... Her roommate rolled her eyes started to laugh and said... "HELLLLOWW ... You gotta roll up the windowwwws..."

Sooooo am I dead yet?
 
Ed -- I think your days are numbered.
 
Ed, you got way too much time on your hands!!

I'm on my way down tomorrow. See you Saturday?

Cynthia
 













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