Things you just shouldn't have to say to your children...

[mbb]

These are all just too funny!!!

 

[KimR]

Said to my 5-year-old after practicing to be on 'Fear Factor':

DO NOT eat any more worms!!!

 

[KimR]

Actually, my DD said this, but anyway: after being seated at a seafood restaurant my DDs wanted to go look at the lobsters in the tank. I went through my usual spiel to the younger: 'listen to your big sister, mind your manners, etc...' she was nodding her head in agreement then, in total earnestness, interjected: 'I won't spit on the lobsters!'