BarryHom
DIS Legend
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- Aug 20, 1999
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I have two:
The first is that before anyone talks to me, they ask, "Do you speak English?" or "Do you understand me?" I'm so tempted to answer, "No, sorry, I cannot understand anything you're saying. Please talk to me in Latin." I don't want to staple my English degree to my head.
The second are people who add "er" to nines, like "My VCR serial number is 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9er!" Unless you're in the military, do not say 9er. It does not sound cool when you say it. It's bad when people say, "Honey, we need 9'er teaspoons of sugar for this receipe."
Grr!
The first is that before anyone talks to me, they ask, "Do you speak English?" or "Do you understand me?" I'm so tempted to answer, "No, sorry, I cannot understand anything you're saying. Please talk to me in Latin." I don't want to staple my English degree to my head.

The second are people who add "er" to nines, like "My VCR serial number is 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9er!" Unless you're in the military, do not say 9er. It does not sound cool when you say it. It's bad when people say, "Honey, we need 9'er teaspoons of sugar for this receipe."
Grr!


I'm just kidding I've never said those things. I don't think I have ever heard of anyone saying 9er.