Things I just do not understand..

People who "forget" to eat.

People who truly can't empathize with others. For instance, I don't like sports but I can understand why you would, but people who like sports can't deal with the fact that I don't. Along those lines: extroverts who just don't "get" introverts, yet introverts totally get extroverts.
 
Why golfers have nothing at all to talk about except their golf stories whenever they see me even though I have no interest whatsoever - and have made that crystal clear.

... and "no", prefacing your story with, "I know you don't care for golf, but you'll appreciate this" does not make your story any more interesting.
 

Using poison on our food supply

Mean people

Why DH feels the need to constantly channel surf on the tv and radio. Also, why does he need background noise at all? He is incapable of enjoying complete quiet, and I will never understand that.

Why I don't have a magic wand to wave when the house and yard need tending. I want to channel my inner Mrs. Weasley, darn it!

Why it takes forever to cook a meal and clean up afterwards, but only a few minutes to eat it

Geometry

Using apostrophes to pluralize
 
I know. There's nothing happy about it, vile stuff.

No way! It's so good. My dad is Australian so I grew up on it.

True story- the last time my parents went they brought home enough to keep us going for a while. They ended up bringing home 19.5 pounds of Vegemite LOL
 
Well, if they don't shave their chest, the tattoos won't look right. ;)

Trimming chest hair to show off a tattoo is fine.

Trimming is OK if the chest hair is excessive or unruly, ala Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

But completely shaving-----definitely the sign of a quiche eater.


Hmmm, something went wrong here. I was quoting soccerdad72, not CPanther95.
 
Trimming chest hair to show off a tattoo is fine.

Trimming is OK if the chest hair is excessive or unruly, ala Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin.

But completely shaving-----definitely the sign of a quiche eater.


Hmmm, something went wrong here. I was quoting soccerdad72, not CPanther95.

Quiche eater? What do you mean by that?
 
The Aussie quiche eater definition.

Quiche-eater
Australian Slang
(derogatory) man who is kind, gentle, and sensitive in his personal relationships and has a politically correct social consciousness; male who holds a world view that is the antithesis of that held by a rugger-bugger or traditional ocker (from the book “Real Men Don't Eat Quiche” (1982) by Bruce Feirstein)
 
Ask the folks in Flint how well that worked out for them

Obviously there are exceptions. I did say when tap water is clean and safe. Municipal water systems and the bottled water industry must both meet regulations that test water quality. However, bottled water is not necessarily any cleaner or safer. And the amount of waste created from plastic bottles has a huge negative impact on the environment.
 


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