Things Disney Addicts Never Say

[Riff Off Gal]

Will they please just mute that god forsaken "It's A Small World" music off in this ride.

 

[Silvermist20]

Why doesn't Pooh wear any pants? He's so fat too and why is named after something that belongs in a toilet?

 

[Riff Off Gal]

Why doesn't Pooh wear any pants? He's so fat too and why is named after something that belongs in a toilet?

That is the best one I've heard yet.

 

[mickyminnie890]

WDW is too crowded they need to control the crowd, and it ruins my trip!

 

[Riff Off Gal]

WDW is just an overgrown playground.

 

[mickyminnie890]

The ferryboat from the MK ticket and transportation to the MK park is the worst transportation ever!!!

 

[Riff Off Gal]

The Grand Floridian is the ugliest resort ever.

 

[mickyminnie890]

The castle in MK is the most ugliest thing Disney has ever made.

 

[Riff Off Gal]

Fantasmic is the worst piece of entertainment that ever existed.

 

[mickyminnie890]

ToT sucks and it's for little kids.

 

[Riff Off Gal]

Why do people go to Disney World so often it is so boring.

 

[Silvermist20]

Oh Splash Mountain is just a cute little water ride!
(My mom said this to me when I was 5. I'm never going on it again. That statement scarred me for life.)

 

[Riff Off Gal]

Oh Splash Mountain is just a cute little water ride!
(My mom said this to me when I was 5. I'm never going on it again. That statement scarred me for life.)

It is very cute until that final plunge.
Everybody's Got A Laughing Place.

 

[mickyminnie890]

Magic Kingdom sucks overall!

 

[Riff Off Gal]

They should just shoot that annoying lightning bug that flies around the castle.

 

[mickyminnie890]

CoP of progress is soo old they should just take it down already.

 

[Riff Off Gal]

I don't care if you've seen a #*%@ Elephant fly. You must have been on drugs when you saw it.

 

[Silvermist20]

I don't care if you've seen a #*%@ Elephant fly. You must have been on drugs when you saw it.

Everything about Disney sucks.

 

[Riff Off Gal]

Why the heck are the workers called Cast Members and they are on stage when they are working? That is so stupid.

 

[mickyminnie890]

What's up with this magic band crap, it's soo ugly...