They say Man can not live

[ratsrule]

They say Man can not live on bread alone, but can you live on toast?

 

[Steve H.]

Depends on what you put on it?

Wait a minute, no -- that topic's already been covered!

 

[gepetto]

I had an idiot college roomate that thought bread lost all of it's calories when you toasted it. She went on an all-toast-with-butter diet and got pretty huge that semester.

 

[ratsrule]

gepetto