These Kids Make Me Wish You Could Curse on the DISBoards (May '11 Trip) - DONE 9/14

So here we are, Tuesday morning, and it's time for our 7th day in WDW, our 6th day in a park, and our 2nd day in Magic Kingdom? What will this day hold? Will we meet any more "first time" characters? Will Sonny Eclipse play "Yew Nork?" Will we

Whoa, slow down their, champ! It's still early! In fact, we've only now managed to get the kids out of bed. Dylan is showered and Emily is up. Duffy, on the other hand, had a nasty spill at some point overnight:

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Dylan finds this HYSTERICAL, Emily does not. So they're at it, but we don't have time for this. Kristin escorts Em to the shower, while Dylan starts eating his chocolate chip muffin from Rix. Dylan, who happens to be one of the most clumsy (yet oddly coordinated) people I know reaches for his milk and spills it right on Emily's


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I failed to mention this on our Day 2 recap, then overlooked it in the "corrections" post I put out there yesterday, so here it is:

On the flight down, Emily drew a picture of I-forget-what, but the intent was to give it to Princess Aurora. She planned on taking it to CRT, but we forgot it. She was pretty upset over that. We told her that Aurora was very busy that night and had no pockets in her dress, but it didn't seem to matter. We then told her that we could mail the picture to the Character Dept. at WDW, and they would make sure she got it. Still not good enough.

So you can probably imagine the reaction when Dylan's milk splashed across the super-absorbant construction paper artwork. It was not good.

With Emily, not good means crying. A lot of it. Followed by clenched lips and a right cross to the arm. She's NOT happy, and certainly never afraid to go after Dylan, mostly because she knows she can and he won't (usually) hit back.

So it's about 7:15 and these two are yelling at each other, and we're about to lose it as well. We tell Emily her picture will dry, but Kristin and I both know that a milk-soaked drawing has about as much chance of making it out of this room outside a garbage can as the Country Bears Jamboree has of finding us inside of it.

Bad, bad scene, but we've got to get out of here soon if we want to make rope drop. We're giving this whole Rapunzel thing another go today, hopefully with better results this time.

We FINALLY make it out the door, but Emily is extra whiny after the artwork incident. Oh well, Em - suck it up, get in that stroller, and sit back as we sprint to Bus Station 2. Very short wait (again), and then it's off to the park. It's very nice that we don't have any stops after the CSR stations. To this day, we resent Fort Wilderness for making us stop their every day when we stayed at Wilderness Lodge. I don't know if I'll ever get over it.

I was about to say something, and then I decided that I won't let my own ignorance and outlandish assumptions offend anyone who has a more favorable view of Fort Wilderness. See, this Disney Transportation stuff gets in you!

So we're finally at MK, along with a good number of other people. Some, perhaps, from Fort Wilderness. Their legs are tired from standing on the bus, since the pretentious WL crowd wouldn't give up their seats.

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But enough about that - here comes the Mayor! I resist the temptation to scream out something about Medicare during his speech, and instead put my energy to better use fighting off the inevitable tears that come right about now.

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This opening KILLS me. Then again, so did opening scenes of Toy Story 3. And the Iron Maiden show.

But this part REALLY gets me:

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Yep, that smoky stack can only mean one thing, and that's Casey, Jr. And Mickey. And a bunch of other characters.

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The kids and I watch and cheer, then the countdown starts. Where is Kristin, you ask?

Who knows! She bolted for a spot closest to the rope right when we got in here, and she's on a mission....
 
Well, this latest episode is making me understand your "trip title" a little bit better. :lmao::lmao::lmao: All of that over spilled milk? ;)

I'm with you...I love the opening ceremony at the MK...it gets me every time (along with Wishes).
 
Ok, pretty bad pictures, I know. I'll try to make up for it. In the meantime, the countdown ends, and they're off! The kids and I are tasked with getting back to Rapunzel's area as quickly as possible, but with a double (long) stroller and a slow walker who is easily distracted, we can only do so much. We're still fairly strong out of the gate, and reach the line relatively quickly. But where's Kristin? Worry not, this is a good sign...we move up to look for her, and she's pretty close to the front. First group, f'sure.

And f'shure enough, we're in. Really neat area they have set up here. HUGE table in the middle for the kids to color on, then a rampway up to The Riders themselves. I got some great close-ups, but won't post them since some people can be touchy having obvious close-up pics with their kids in them posted online. We really couldn't care less, and wondered (later) how many people opt out of the "Magic, Memories and You" photographs. But that's not now. This is:

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Apparently, the DISboards' own saraheeyore and family are somewhere in that group, since she said she saw us there but did not get the opportunity to say anything to is. I have since told Dylan that he is a Trans-Atlantic celebrity thanks to this TR, and he thinks that's pretty darned cool :)

Disney Photopass (tm) is in the house, and they do great here:

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The Riders were great, too, and it was a fun experience in all. Kind of crazy what you have to do to get it, but enjoyable all the same.

To be honest, it's an enigma to us that this meet and greet is the longer wait in any of the parks. Tiana was NOTHING like this, and neither, really, was Tinkerbell. It must be poor organization, or maybe Rapunzel is really THAT popular. The later would be a good thing - I really liked that movie. Some of the non-Pixar animated movies can be hit-or-miss, but this one really came through. The kids love it, too - I took Em to see it in the theater, though I think she enjoyed the "cuddle seat" (a.k.a. liftable arm rest) technology in the theater more than the movie itself. We got it on DVD since then, and Dylan and Kristin are fans as well. Great timing for this meet-and-greet, and I'm happy we were able to do it.

Thanks, Kristin! :love:


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Poor Emily. I am sure she was quite distraught over the artwork incident. :sad2: I guess her meltdown could have been worse. I feel your pain, though, because at that point in the trip I would probably just get back in bed and pull the covers over my eyes.

As far as your other updates - very funny that you saved all your receipts. Sounds like you spent a lot of time in various lines, but at least you know EXACTLY where you were for that hour and a half.

Will return later to see your pictures.
 
That meet and greet looks like a neat thing, I can see why the lines are long. I guess this is a movie I will have to see. :confused3
 
Looks like Dylan has the grumpy French "EH Americans" look down pat :lmao:

To be honest, it's an enigma to us that this meet and greet is the longer wait in any of the parks. Tiana was NOTHING like this, and neither, really, was Tinkerbell. It must be poor organization, or maybe Rapunzel is really THAT popular.

We completely missed Rapunzel, and I was not happy about that but then again we only made it to MK early one day. We waited 45 minutes for Fairies. That was enough for me! Did you see Tiana? We saw her only in a parade.

Your photos & stories are great!

I did not know you could get slushies at the depot in Africa. drat!

Where was that Epcot playground? I though for sure we'd hit all the playgrounds before but clearly we missed one!:rotfl:

Ate at Brewworks last night. mmmmmmmm that would be a great stop to make before hitting the airport for sure!
 
I think the picture of Duffy is hilarious, but there's nothing like hearing your kids fight at 7:15 a.m. Glad you were able to make it out the door and get to rope drop. Enjoyed seeing Rupunzel. We all liked that movie very much. Henry came by as I was reading and declared he was not going to meet princesses in September. I'm just going to be happy if he actually rides something besides the peoplemover without having to force him. Maybe I need to threaten that if he doesn't ride things, I'm going to make him meet every princess at Disney. :laughing:

Look forward to future updates. BTW, I like the pictures that correspond with the trip update number. Reminds me of the Electric Company or some show like that from my childhood. :hippie:
 
Congrats to Kristin on getting into the first group of the day!

Yeah, she kicked butt with that, and I failed to elaborate on the whole "race". Yes, it was literally a race, by her account. She was jogging at one point, and only because others were as well. In fact, one woman who looked like she could have one of those "26.2" stickers on her car, apparently torched her and the others on the way. Kristin described it as "insane", and I'm a bit upset I didn't get to see it.

As far as your other updates - very funny that you saved all your receipts. Sounds like you spent a lot of time in various lines, but at least you know EXACTLY where you were for that hour and a half.

I didn't think about the receipts until I decided I needed to finally catch up on a long overdue receipt entry task I have be putting off for quite some time, but I'm happy I waited, because I would've probably thrown them out!

That meet and greet looks like a neat thing, I can see why the lines are long. I guess this is a movie I will have to see. :confused3

It's a good one! I has the Honkey Tonk Man in it.

Ok, not really. But it's still good.

Did you see Tiana? We saw her only in a parade.

She was just around the corner from the Liberty Tree, I believe. Not far from Adventureland, either. But wait - you're not supposed to know any of this yet! Rewind!!

Where was that Epcot playground? I though for sure we'd hit all the playgrounds before but clearly we missed one!:rotfl:

That one was on the way to World Showcase, over on the right side. It goes from Journey to Imagination to between Duffy and the Canada pavilion.

Ate at Brewworks last night. mmmmmmmm that would be a great stop to make before hitting the airport for sure!

Good choice! We were there on Monday :)

I wanted to eat there the day we got home as well, but Kristin wanted to get everything unpacked right away. Maybe next year!

Maybe I need to threaten that if he doesn't ride things, I'm going to make him meet every princess at Disney. :laughing:

That COULD work. Give it a go!

Look forward to future updates. BTW, I like the pictures that correspond with the trip update number. Reminds me of the Electric Company or some show like that from my childhood. :hippie:

Thanks! Now I have the song from the pinball machine (1-2-3-4-5...6-7-8-9-10...11-12) stuck in my head :)

Thanks, though - I like it, too. I'm sure it's been done many times before, but I haven't seen it on any other TRs I've read. It gave us a task each day, too, since it would be dishonest to show a number "7" taken on day 10!


Updates in 3...2...1...
 
After Rapunzel, Dylan asks if we can go on Splash Mountain next. We tell him (again) to leave the touring to us, and we'll get on SM soon enough. To make sure we're not liars, I make my way over to the Frontierland to grab some FPs for said Mountain, while Kristin and the kids wait for Alice and the White Rabbit over by the Mad Tea Party.

I'm back in the Keens today, after taking a two-day hiatus from them due to some major bliterage on the early days. One of these years, I'll order new sandals in December, then wear them straight through April. I love these things under normal circumstances, but I definitely did not break them in enough before this trip.

Not to fear, though - I've got enough band-aids and moleskin to...well, since I can't think of a good metaphor, let's just say I've go enough to make my feet not hurt. Much.

I duck and weave through the crowd, which not surprisingly thins out up around SM. It takes a while for the masses to trickle in back here, so the FPs are for a pretty good time. I returned to Fantasyland just as the kids and Kristin were boarding the MTP. I rushed to get to them, jumping up onto the railing, then backflipping into their moving teacup just as it hit the second rotation. At least, I THINK that's what happened. Some accounts have me getting through the queue just in time to meet the family. Kristin and I took our own cup, leaving the kids and their inevitable spinfest on their own.

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Looks like the idea to split up was a good one:

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I can do spinning rides, but I'm really one-and-done after them, so it's a good thing there's really only one in this park! Afterwards, I look at the pics they got with Alice:

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AWESOME - it's THAT Alice!

"What do you mean? There's only one Alice, dude."

Ok, ok, I know. But she does tend to change her appearance, doesn't she? Especially in that movie from last year. What I mean is that Alice looks an awful lot like she did back in 2006, when she turned a shy, 2-year-old Emily into a character hugging machine:

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Alice is great when she looks like that. One of the best characters we've seen when it comes to guest interaction. A real pro.

After looking at the pics from our increasingly wonky camera display, I tell the fam that I spotted Cinderella's Fairy Godmother over by the Castle, across from Sir Mickey's. The girls have to make a pit stop, though, so Dylan an I wait outside. As we wait, a door opens, and out comes Alice! She's back from break, and as she walks by, I'm quick to inform her that today is my un-birthday. "Well, happy unbirthday to you!" Thanks are duely given, and then it's over to the Castle once the girls return.

We walked over, but the Fairy Godmother was not out yet, so we ducked into the store next door (I forget the name), where the kids got Pixie dusted:

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Dylan got some, too, but we didn't take that picture. No more Tink in this shop, I believe, but they had this on display...

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...with a cool color-changing effect! The Pixie Dust must have a hypnotic, inhibition-lowering effect, because the girls are now in consumer mode, and they have their eyes on the book shelf. Emily picks out a pretty fun flip book where you can dress the Princess like each other, and Kristin spots an even cooler book, an art book called "The Art of the Disney Princess". There's some seriously cool stuff in that one, even from a non-female perspective. I'm ok with those buys. Ok, let's face it; I'm not exactly tough when it comes to buying things in WDW. But these ARE good purchases.

And since we're on the topic of art, allow me to plug my favorite artist, Camille Rose Garcia. If you're like me and enjoy both the dark and the sunny, you'll probably love her work. It's really critical of government, big business, consumerism, war, and an assortment of bad things, but there's also an influence of her childhood spent often in Disneyland. Not exactly Disney fan art, but you can see some similarities. Dark, twisted similarities, but nonetheless. If any of that sounds appealing to you, look it up. I got a book of hers at the Mall of America in Minnesota. Great stuff. A Google image search is a good place to start.

On a more somber note (yes, more somber than government, big business, consumerism, and war), a woman has apparently fainted and is being treated on the other side of the store. That really sucks. That's one of the last things you want when you're here. Fortunately, she seems coherent, and this is hopefully largely precautionary. It's HOT out there, folks...

I'm actually enjoying the heat. My line is, "I didn't come to Florida to be cold." But I'm also drinking a TON of water. And probably a TON of sulfur in the process. Bonus! And speaking of the heat, it's time to head back out, because the Fairy Godmother will be out VERY shortly!
 
We're at the head of the line, so I get some pics as we wait:

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A family is standing nearby, and the grandfather is telling his grandson that his grandmother will be coming out shortly. "And she'll have someone with her." I'm assuming that this kid's grandmother is the Secret Service Cast Member in charge of bodyguard duty for the Fairy Godmother, and my assumptions are correct. Not a very good one, however, since her family causes her to be distracted long enough for us to get a quick Paparazzi shot:

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If anyone knows how to add a copyright watermark to the above picture, please let me know - I'm hoping to sell that one to Us Weekly, and REALLY don't want anyone lifting it from me. Thanks!

Afterwards, we rode Winnie the Pooh, opting against FPs so we could check out the new standby line. Not a mistake:

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Though largely unannounced, the changes to this and the Haunted Mansion queues are really neat additions for this year. Thumbs up, Disney!

The ride is fun as usual, and as usual, we search for the Hidden Mickey that is alledgedly inside the Heffalumps and Woozles section of this ride. And as ALWAYS, we cannot find it. I'm seriously thinking whatever someone saw in here is either a fabrication or what I like to call "a stretch". Of course, there's always that other type of "Hidden Mickey", which is the kind the kids are unusually adept at spotting. Things like Mouse Ears on Disney signs, Mickey images in stores, Mickey himself...

If anyone has seen the MAOWTP HAWS HM (how's that for an acronym? :))...really seen it...PLEASE clue us in, because it's killing us. I can't even enjoy that scene anymore!!!

* * * EXCLUSIVE!!! * * *

A trip inside the mind of a Trip Report writer!

Did you know that the "I can't even enjoy..." line originally had only two exclamation points at the end of it? It's true. I looked at it for a few seconds, then something clicked in me - it needed a third. So it got one. This TR writing stuff isn't as simple as it looks, folks, as I'm sure most of you already know!

Now back to the action. After WtP, we snatch up some FPs for Space Mountain, to sit proudly next to the Splash Mountain FPs that are already in my wallet. I swear, I ruin more wallets with FP stacks. I need a better system, though this one works outside of that one flaw.

It's not quite time for lunch, so we decide to hit Buzz. The line is only about 20 minutes, which in Disney time is more like 15. I'm sure the rounding up is not accidental. They know what they're doing.

Kristin and Emily ride together this time:

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She usually beats me at this game, and this one is no exception. For some reason, the back of the orange robot's hand eluded me this time, though I swore I was aiming right at it. All those red dots can be distracting at times. Nonetheless, I took the defeat well. Afterwards, I checked my phone, Kristin checked her Pandora or Camilla or whatever kind of bead it is timepiece, and we both agreed that we could head over to Cosmic Ray's now.
 
It was actually not quite 11:00 yet, but it was close enough. No problem getting a table downstairs. Kristin and I both get burgers, and load them up accordingly. This is hers:

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She likes the guac. A lot. I do not:

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But I love me some mushrooms. I could eat a pile of mushrooms on a roll with ground beef sprinkled on top.

But these burgers are GOOD. Darned good. Best CS burgers in WDW, I would say. The entertainment is great, too, though I decided (for some reason) to not take any pictures of him. Look at last year's TR if you want to see him. A Google image search on "Sonny Eclipse" also works. I don't know what I like so much about it, but I always get a kick out of this show. Sort of silly, but that's ok. "Fluff, mostly, but it's fun."

Emily got chicken strips, and Dyl, who LOVES burgers as of late, got....PB&J. Um, ok. Whatever. Your decision. The PB&J's are certainly not "Dylan-sized", so he would've done better with a burger, but he wolfs it down, and we're not arguing too much. At least he's eating!

For dessert, Kristin got the usual carrot cake, while I got this:

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Super-sweet gooey, chocolatey goodness! I'm perfectly able to feed myself, but Emily proves that I can count on her if the time ever comes where I can't:

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That hit the spot. We're recharged now, and the afternoon is wide open!


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Ahhhhhh.....That last picture is so cute. Love the last update. You guys are whipping through the park, no doubt in part thanks to your super hero ability to jump into spinning teacups. Love that!

The character pix from your previous updates are excellent. Em has really turned into a character hugging machine. She is so endearing every picture.

The Pooh queue is very cute. Thanks for the pictures of that since I haven't visited it yet (and may never - lol).

So onward to Splash and Space!
 
You have me :rotfl2: as usual. Loved the update. Such a cute picture of Em at age 2.

I had no idea there was a spot where you could get guacamole on your burger! :thumbsup2

Glad Dylan was able to adapt to your touring plan. When he gets older you can do a battle of the touring plans and see who gets more done. :upsidedow
 
Great updates!

Side bar: So don't know if you have ever been to a home Eagles game but the wait to get through security can be loooong. They want to enhance the waiting experience, they said (and yes, this is a direct quote) "Think Disney". Can you imagine a wall of beer instead of honey, thousands of drunk fans playing games? Pin trading?! Disaster I tell ya :lmao:
 
One of the best characters we've seen when it comes to guest interaction. A real pro.

We had a different Alice, but she gave us THE BEST character interaction of our entire trip!! I had a special pen that you could use to record your voice then spin a wheel to either speed up your voice (like a chipmunk) or slow it down. She's the only character who spotted this feature and my goodness, she was so much fun! I am hoping we run into her again on our upcoming trip...
 
Great updates, Jon. Love the comparison picture of Emily with Snow White from now and when she was two (except for the shorter hair, Em looks just the same).

We have NEVER seen Sonny Eclipse when we've eaten at Cosmic Ray's -- and we eat there almost every trip. :confused3

Smart move by you and Kristin riding separate tea cups. :thumbsup2
 
I have been waiting for your update!
Way to go Kristin-- being in the first group for Rapunzel.
Looks like you had a good morning at MK-Rapunzel/Flynn (who is going to be seen rarely in the future), Alice and the Rabbit, the Fairy Godmother- can't wait to find out what other characters you saw...popcorn::
 
The character pix from your previous updates are excellent. Em has really turned into a character hugging machine. She is so endearing every picture.

She is just cuddly in general. If she's ever in our bed (which seems to happen more than it should), and completely asleep, she will still, subconsciously, throw her arm around one of us :)

Glad Dylan was able to adapt to your touring plan. When he gets older you can do a battle of the touring plans and see who gets more done. :upsidedow

This story is not over just yet. Stay tuned.

In fact, he's currently in his room for arguing with Kristin at dinner tonight. He never learns...

Side bar: So don't know if you have ever been to a home Eagles game but the wait to get through security can be loooong. They want to enhance the waiting experience, they said (and yes, this is a direct quote) "Think Disney". Can you imagine a wall of beer instead of honey, thousands of drunk fans playing games? Pin trading?! Disaster I tell ya :lmao:

Unless they can come up with a way to simulate dumping a beer on a Cowboys fan's girlfriend, I don't see how they could possibly get the Birds's fans to buy into it :)

It's good that they want make things more interesting, though. I haven't been to the Linc yet, but saw them play at the Vet years ago. Being a non-Eagles fan, I steer clear of them now!

We had a different Alice, but she gave us THE BEST character interaction of our entire trip!! I had a special pen that you could use to record your voice then spin a wheel to either speed up your voice (like a chipmunk) or slow it down. She's the only character who spotted this feature and my goodness, she was so much fun! I am hoping we run into her again on our upcoming trip...

Not all characters are created equal! There are truly those who stand out. Tiana and Naveen from last year were great, too.

We have NEVER seen Sonny Eclipse when we've eaten at Cosmic Ray's -- and we eat there almost every trip. :confused3

You're missing the best part! Well, beside the mountain of mushrooms, that is.

I have been waiting for your update!
Way to go Kristin-- being in the first group for Rapunzel.
Looks like you had a good morning at MK-Rapunzel/Flynn (who is going to be seen rarely in the future), Alice and the Rabbit, the Fairy Godmother- can't wait to find out what other characters you saw...popcorn::

They certainly seemed to have upped the number of characters in the parks in the past several years. No complaints here!

More updates later tonight...
 
Emily was such a cutie at age two! Not that she isn't still a cutie!

I've never gotten a fast pass before. When we used to go they didn't have them & the last three times it wasn't crowed enough to need them.
 















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