Girl, I lost my faith in humanity a LONG time ago due to a few things. Many of which I wouldn't dare mention on these boards for fear of my head being chopped off

Nothing Disney related of course
Yes, I've seen some head chopping in my days here on the DIS. I say everyone is entitled to their opinion and as long as you are respectful in your comments, then just let you speak your mind without chastising.
EDIT: Thanks for the very detailed coverage of Mickey's Backyard BBQ. I'm glad you told me it had a lot of country music. Can't stand it. Too bad because it looks like a lot of fun! Plus, bottomless Mickey Bars?! Who can resist that!?
That's too bad that you hate country music b/c the BBQ is so much fun. They did sing a few noncountry songs, but it is a hoe down for sure. Maybe you could do a dance party at MVMCP or the MNSSHP. I think that would be the closest thing to the character experience at the BBQ.
Almost caught up!
EDIT: I got shivers when you finally saw those Osbourne Lights. Aren't they wonderful? I didn't want to leave that spot when I was there in November. So sad your TR is almost over

I was just getting into it!
YES, they are wonderful! I loved it! I hate that the TR is almost over too. It's been great fun!