The Ya Ya Express to the Wild West

[Dream]

HA HA HA....just TRY to get in my door!! Brad is in there protecting my personal space....I think he could take ya'll on!

Jodie spies Jennifer....sneaks up behind her...and sneatily puts a "kick me" sign on her back!

 

[CourtasanSatine]

hi!

just playing ketchup

 

[debster812]

So funny you say that Ms. Dream. We got Bubble Boy's evaluation today, and one of the comments is that he has a "Funny and delightful" sense of humor.

Nope, no potty breaks for me right now. Thanks anyway.

No salt on the fries either. I'm a New England girl. Malt Vinegar for me please.

 

[Kama89]

DAAAAVE to the rescuuuuuue!!!!! THANKS Dave... you're our hero!

Meds are helping I think. I got the final inhaler... it's... oh shoot... forget what it's called, but it's a long term, slower acting inhaler I'm supposed to do every 12 hours, where the other one is on an as needed basis every 8 hrs, then the steroid is a follow up thingy for both. Whew! No more wheezy, but do have a rattly cough.... ribs hurt to the touch and are unbearable when I cough. Blech. Other than that... I FEEL GREAT!!

DH has been gone 7 days....

I can certainly relate Nancy... we're going on three weeks now.

Rant: Why when I got there, didn't he help? He did at least take a shower and get dressed....and then ..........played computer games Typical male?.........for mine YES!!

Is his name Cameron? No? Ya sure?

Pink slip free day!! Yay! She even gave him an A+ and a rave review on a book report... said he drew her in and made her want to read the book. Cool! He needed a few kudos from her... she's reamed him one too many times this year... GEEZ.... this kid has been a 4.0 since 2nd grade. Come on teach... he's an awesome kid... give him a break!!!

I know Sketti... I deserve to be punished for what I did to those dingle balls. They were the best part of the sweater too. Gotta figure out a way to replace'em... I'll never find that color though... the sweater is a bronze-ish golden color... have a feeling I won't find that in the dingle ball store.

Inlaws.... sigh! I love mine, but have to admit, it kinda torked me when MIL read and answered my email, decided to barge in on me in my bedroom, etc. Methinks she likes to be in control. All in all though, they're pretty awesome. Sorry yours screwed up your plans for the day Betty... maddening isn't it?

Is Karen ticklish!?! Hildey... you hold her down while Sketti and I tickle.... where are those cabin boys when we need them... they've been laying low these days... get'em over here... I bet one or two of them could make Karen smile. **Why you cruddy today Karen??** Want some Vicodin?

*Ow Ow... hurts to cough... Ow*

Drinking water....resting... inhaling....cough....ow.....

I know where Hildey thought of Jay.... Hee hee!

Gasp! I hear the microwave downstairs... candyheart boy is cooking. SCARY! Everybody.... TAKE COVER!!!

Better go see if the kitchen is still intact.....

 

[Dream]

Vinegar...vinegar...what the heck can I do with the vinegar?? Hee hee...Jodie dumps all the vinegar in the sink and replaces it with aapple juice!



Hi CS!

Well Debbie we could have told his teachers that!

 

[debster812]

OMG y'all Bubble Boy was just telling me about the book they read at circle time today. It's called Click, Clack, Moo--Cows that Type . Anyone else's petite Ya Ya's like/read this book? It's very cute. Basically the farm animals go on strike for electric blankets and withhold eggs and milk. But get this, Bubble Boy is very earnestly telling me about the ducks. Momma, the ducks were the neutral party!!!! bwahahahahahaha. A 5 year old talking about the neutral parties. So funny. Then of course in the next breath he is asking, "What is a neutral party, mom?" Ever try explaining labor relations in age appropriate words for a 5 YO???? Not easy, but funny.

 

[Kama89]

and puts frogs in those little dispensers on the wall in the ladies bathroom!

Eeewwww!

*Kim runs screaming from the bathroom and vows never to wash her hands again*

Rosie decides it's time to "redecorate" Hildey's Harley... a certain skater's picture on the gas tank would be good for starters....*

Oooh! Vinegar on fries sounds good!

Hey CS... wassup?

 

[debster812]

Kimmie--I'll protect you from the little buggers in the bathroom. I'm not afraid!!! Glad you are feeling a little better. I was on an Albuterol inhaler back in October, and it does take some getting used to. Just do what they say, and rest rest rest.

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Kim just lots of things today. Im trying to plan an Easter trip and its falling apart, Im worried about how fast Ryan is doing the FCAT exam which if he doesnt pass and doesnt do well could effect him moving to the fourth grade and his placement in the fourth grade. He keeps telling me he is finishing a 50 minute timed test in 15 minutes each day. Work is getting to me...seems Im never out from under and I keep getting the comment that at least it assures job security. Doesnt matter that Im a stressed out mess because of it. This diet is getting to me. I ate a decent dinner about two hours ago and now my stomach feels like I havent eaten in a day. I dont know I just sort of feel like hiding under a rock.

Thanks for trying to cheer me up. I loved the joke.

 

[bfeller]

bfeller looks around at the soaped windows and she is very glad. Now no one can peek in and see what she is doing. Oh and look someone left worms under my pillow. I know that Pam has a wonderful recipe for them. Jodie would love to try them. bfeller wanders off to find Pam to make a surprise worm dish for Jodie.

 

[Dream]

HEY ROSIE!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY HARLEY!!!

Rosie...it will help you if you keep a small pillow with you and when you need to cough, hug the pillow tightly around your rib cage. This will give those pulled muscles some support when you cough. The vicodin will help here too as will plain old Motrin. That hurts! Hang in there Rosie!!! It's important to keep coughing, so if the pain is holding ya back....here I go again...call your d-o-c tomorrow and see what he can give ya. There is a thing called an abdominal binder that would help too. But for tonight...try the pillow!

 

[Dream]

Nope! No worm casseroles for me...too many carbs!!!

Pssst....Karen...no matter how hungry you are...when Bety offers you food...JUST SAY NO!!!!
I'm sorry you're having such a bad day. As far as the hungries go...eat a salad...have an apple...or a banana...or 1/4 cup of nuts....or carrot sticks....or an orange....but avoid opossum...high in caloreis!!! Just a little joke there... HANG IN THERE KAREN!!!!

 

[newmousecateer]

Jeannie and Kim, actually it was the W hotel. Very classy. Walked in dragging my fur on the floor and shashaying up to the desk. I have several fake ID's actually. Don't want to give away the full names, so I'll just tell you the first names on them....Jodie, Jeannie, Kim, Sketti (that one gets me looks every time), Jennifer, Beth, Karen, Michele, Sherry, Nancy, Carol, Debster (that one gets a little flash of a look also), but you ought to see the looks I get when I use the Jay or Shep ones. And the all time look winner is Goofy aka GP.

Kim, the Edsel had tons of room in it.

 

[jldriscoll]

Originally posted by debster812
OMG y'all Bubble Boy was just telling me about the book they read at circle time today. It's called Click, Clack, Moo--Cows that Type .

We own that one!!!! Too Funny!!! I love bubble boy's question!!

 

[debster812]

Kimmy--If you don't have small enough pillow, when I had my C-Section, the OB nurses folded up a sheet into a little bundle about half the size of an 8.5"x11" manila envelope, and taped it up. I used that (even smuggled it home with me) and it helped a lot for coughing and sneezing.


***********Project Marine Care Package Update************

I just had another PM from Bobby's mom--she had a few additions which I will pass along here:

Chap Stick
Eye Drops
Fruit Cups (plastic or metal single serv dishes, they can just drink em down)
Sunscreen (Duh, totally obvious, they are in the desert, I totally spaced on this one!!!)
Flea Collars (apparently they wear them around their ankles to help with the sand fleas)
Moleskin (we all know about this stuff!)
Foot Powder

Again, if there is anyone else interested, shoot me a PM and I will get you the complete list and my address.

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Back to the shenanigins...

 

[jldriscoll]

HEY! Why does everyone keep kicking me?

 

[newmousecateer]

Karen!!! LOOK!!! OVER THERE!!!! DID YA LOOK??? HA!

Karen, that had to make you laugh, it made me laugh. OK, back atcha.....remember when you "yelled" at me? WELL I'M YELLING AT YOU!!! Play with the YaYa's and you'll feel better. Tell us what is wrong. Vent! Get it out! Did you get my PM today?



Marilyn has to pee and she knows she can't....JODIE! BWWAAHAAA, soaped up Sketti's windows.

Marilyn walks up to Jennifer and kicks her. Ooopss! Sorry Jen. That was Jodie's fault.

 

[lvs_eeyore]

Ewwwww Jodie you dont have to worry about me staying away from the oppossum. YUCKKKKO. I will also Just Say No if Betty offers me something to eat.

 

[debster812]

Oooh Jennifer, you sneated in on me. I was just perusing the latest Scholastic Book Order, and what is there, Click Clack Moo, I think we will be buying it!!! He just loves it.

Dear Farmer Brown, the pond is too boring, we would like a diving board hee hee hee That is from the neutral ducks.


pssst Jennifer, come over here, someone stuck a KICK ME sign on you, let me get that off.

 

[lilboo]

OOOOWWWWWeeeeee!!!! It hurts to type!!!

Cooking mistake: Crushed one of those Asian hot, dried red peppers with my bare fingers and now my fingers are BUUUUUURNING!!!!

I've been sitting with my hand in a thing of MILK for half an hour thinking that might soothe my burning hand...nope!!! Help..anyone know what I'm talking about and what to do???? NUrses???