"So, what did she say?"
What do I tell her ???
"Let's go to the Outlets. We can spend that extra money at Coach.They don't deserve a cruise."
Grumpy asks me again what she said, and I tell her. She's fuming. I call the front desk and ask if we can still have breakfast at Maya Grill (it's past 11 now). I'm told that yes, if we go now, we can still do that. So we leave right away.
Maya Grill is a nice place. Not very interesting,but the food was good and we had a really nice server. Grumpy went to get fruit and the glass around the buffet was so clean, she didn't see it. She leaned over and smacked her forehead right on it. I thought I was going to wet my pants!!!!!!
After breakfast we hopped on a cab and went over to Premium Outlets. Straight to Coach. Grumpy found a great purse and I made her buy the matching wristlet. I found a smaller purse too. We were pretty happy !! When Grumpy was at Guess I went to KB Toys to buy myself a Webkinz. Been dying for one! They had a whole stand of Hannah Montana stuff and I couldn't resist... I bought myself a Miley doll and HM Magic 8 Ball. Then when I went to the Character Premiere outlet I found the HM memo board I'd wanted at the Emporium the night before.. except it was $6.99 instead of $20 !!! I also couldn't resist and bought a Safari Stitch backpack for $7, and several picture frames from the Beach Club and Poly for under $5 each.
This Disney outlet is awesome. They always have great deals, so if you want to buy cheaper Disney stuff, head there!
Last stop for me was Claire's. There again, Hannah Montana was everywhere. Grumpy shook her head and gave me the evil eye as I selected several HM lip glosses, cosmetic cases, pens and hair accessories.
"When are you ever going to wear this ?? People are gonna think you're crazy!"
"I
am crazy.They already know that and it has nothing to do with earrings."
Usually we go to Nike and Timberland to buy stuff for Jessi, but we sure as heck were not going to do that today. Besides, we'd been at the Outlets for just over two hours and had already spent over $1000. It was time to cool off.
I did want to go to that shop call Big Dogs where they sell silly T-Shirts you can't wear anywhere. They had a sale and we did buy Jessi two shirts.
One had a dog lying on a hammock and snoring.
We thought it was the perfect gift for her.
Since we'd ran out of money, we took a cab back to Coronado. Between breakfast and shopping, we'd been gone about four hours. I was wondering what the girls had done.
We had a late ADR at Boma that night and I had hoped that we could swing by AK before that and maybe catch Festival of the Lion King, but knew it was a long shot.
I opened our door and did a double take. There was mess on the floor !! Didn't Housekeeping come to clean our room ??
Oh, they'd come all right. But Stitch had escaped!!!!!!
We were in stitches
It was too cute !!!
Jessi & Alex heard us laugh and came out to see what was so funny. They thought the Stitch "escape" was hilarious too.
"So what did you guys do ?"
They were at Coronado Springs Resort with one of the best pools on property. They had tickets with hoppers and could have gone to any park. They had entries to Disney Quest or a water park. They had money on a gift card to go shop in Downtown Disney.
"We found those great wicker chairs outside by the lake and had a nap outside."
I just started reading this at the suggestion of another DISer. I am only on page 16 but I would have throttled your sister if it were me. 
Missing 'Ohana would have landed her in the hospital and me in jail.
Isn't that the way it is with most relatives? 
