Friend: DID YOU WATCH THE WEDDING?!
Me: wat.
Friend: THE ROYAL WEDDING!
Me: no.
Friend: Why not?
Me: I was too busy. SLEEPING.
Friend: Oh, I stayed up and watched it!!!!
Me: That's cool.
Friend: Not really.
Me: Huh?
Friend: It wasn't what I expected. It was so different...
Me: That's because they're British.
Friend: ...they're British?
Me: Are you kidding me?
Friend: What, no. I didn't know they were British!
Me: Then what on Earth did you think they were?!
Friend: American, duh!
Me: We have a PRESIDENT. We're a democracy. We don't have Kings and Queens. We're not a fairytale, no princes and princesses.
Friend: Oh... yeah, I knew that.
dumbest person I've ever met in my entire life.