The What's On Your Mind Thread and the Battle of Hogwarts

[Monorail Fan:)]

Original text:

"Don't stop believing. Hold on to that feeling!"

...56 translations later we get:

"This is not attractive!"

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

"Don't stop thinking about tomorrow."

...56 translations later we get:

"I think tomorrow."

 

[TylerFG]

What's with this translation stuff?

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Original text:

"We all live in a Yellow Submarine."

...56 translations later we get:

"Yellow submarine."

 

[marypops!]

Original text:

"Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you"

...56 translations later we get:

"I gittshee gittshee island."

 

[marypops!]

What's with this translation stuff?

http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Original text:

"I'm bored."

...56 translations later we get:

"Sorry"

 

[I Am What I Am]

Why doth thou laugh at the truth?

 

[TylerFG]

Original text:

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

56 Translations later:

I think the doctor.

 

[marypops!]

Original text:

"Ra ra Cleopatra! Famous beauty coming atcha. Ra ra Patra cleo. Guys all go gaga for me-oh."

...56 translations later we get:

"Vitiuklyoapatra! Fish, nuts, peanut machine act Principles Beauty waste Raw bit."

 

[LondonUnderground]

jacoby ellsbury is sexy turned into jacoby is a sexy ellsbury and finally to director is as sexy ellsbury

 

[Mickeysgirl34]

Original text:

"I like cookies."

...56 translations later we get:

"I want to eat."

So true.

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Original text:

"Stepping on the green in her designer jeans, she's a disco miniature golfing queen."

...56 translations later we get:

"Planning and queen of green tape."

 

[marypops!]

Original text:

"Will the translated sentence be longer or shorter than this original sentence?"

...56 translations later we get:

"The program will be Fined or explain?"

 

[TylerFG]

Original text:

Problem officer?

56 translations later:

The Biggest Problem?

 

[marypops!]

Original text:

"The translated sentences are always shorter than the original."

...56 translations later we get:

"Under the original."

 

[LondonUnderground]

Original text:

"all of the lights"

...56 translations later we get:

"All lamps."

 

[Monorail Fan:)]

Original text:

"Jade is America's Mammal"

...56 translations later we get:

"Mammals in the United States."

 

[nerdylightbulb]

 

[CowboyErin]

Original text:

"Jade is America's Mammal"

...56 translations later we get:

"Mammals in the United States."

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