Where'sPiglet?
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Okay so funny story from work today. I think I shared before that we have this new sub that KEEPS COMING BACK to this school. I've seen him a lot, but haven't really talked to him. I have heard rumors that he has been asking people about working (full time) in the building. We all think he's nuts. Last night, between conference sessions, somebody was saying what he had done when he covered their class. He put on classical music on the cd player and told them to listen to it- for the whole period! So I said I wanted to see this guy in action.
Today, he covered my class for a period. He didn't have anything planned for them to do, so he decided they should label all 50 states on a blank US map. So he asks if I have maps.
Well, (for some bizarre reason) there are blank US maps in their math workbooks.
So we get those out and most of the kids were actually able to label ALL 50 STATES. In FIRST GRADE.
But the funniest thing was that this guy talks in the 3rd person. Everything he says starts with "Mr. [Smith]...", as in "Mr. Smith does NOT like talking.....Mr. Smith likes to see everyone working nicely....."
Then the kicker..."Mr. Smith CAN BE VERY VERY EVIL!!! MR. SMITH SAID BE QUIEEEET!!!"
OMG I had to leave the room because I was trying so hard not to laugh.
Today, he covered my class for a period. He didn't have anything planned for them to do, so he decided they should label all 50 states on a blank US map. So he asks if I have maps.



But the funniest thing was that this guy talks in the 3rd person. Everything he says starts with "Mr. [Smith]...", as in "Mr. Smith does NOT like talking.....Mr. Smith likes to see everyone working nicely....."
Then the kicker..."Mr. Smith CAN BE VERY VERY EVIL!!! MR. SMITH SAID BE QUIEEEET!!!"




OMG I had to leave the room because I was trying so hard not to laugh.