Hey, Jenny!

I'm here! OK, here the Cliffs Notes version of the Unicorn news that you missed.
-Things are going well with Starr and her new boyfriend.
-We've got two new members-- Jacoby 46 (aka Mrs. Ellsbury here on the UC thread) and Soarin08!!
-We've all got our new needy, sexy Unicorn tags! Oh, except for Starr. She hasn't been here in a while, so we'll pick one out for her when she comes back.
-Honu's writing a technical terms dictionary for Unicorns. It'll be a best seller for sure!
-We're trying to think of ways to lure the tag fairy over to the Unicorn thread.
-You probably already know this but..........THE OLD SMILIES HAVE RETURNED TO THE SIDEBAR!!!!! I posted a "Yay, the smilies are back" over on the tech board. Feel free to join the celebration!
-Honu is hoping to have her surgery on March 20th. She'll find out for sure this Saturday. Please keep your fingers crossed for her!
-Honu's going to marry her new signature. I'm going to be a bridesmaid and Rora's going to be the flower girl.
-I recently celebrated my 2000th post and Soaring celebrated her 4000th post yesterday!
-Honu told us all about her awesome guy friend. He is a total catch....and he' a fireman!
-Honu posted the Slap Chop commercial featuring Vince from the Shamwow commercial. It was hilarious! "Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life" is now one of our mottos. The first person to post on a page must include that motto at the top of their post.
-Page 92 is our sacred page-- it's jam-packed with hotties!
-And last, but certainly not least-- THERE WERE HOTTIES GALORE!!! That's never gonna change. The Unicorn Club thread: A hot guy on every page!! Inspired by Mrs. Ellsbury, I've decided to do a hot guy picture of the day, every day. I'll include one in my next post.
OK, I think that's every thing. You already know about Rora's birthday and trip, so I think you're all caught up!
