What a TR! I laughed all the way through it!
I'm glad you made it in one piece and with Freddy intact!
We have 2DDs

6 and 4, they are constantly going at it. I swear they are a tag team, they like to play the "good DD - Bad DD" game. So we can relate. You are not alone, my DDs definitely have their "must hear" road songs - I can hear Ba, Ba, Ba, in my ears right now - over and over.
I wish my DH had the sense of humor yours has, but he is similar in several respects. He's always telling me how silly it is that I am a Diser. I can't wait to go back to WDW, wear lime green and give "The Focker"! He will just die of embarrasment.
I'm glad you got a Dream Fastpass after that "little stalking" affair. We never get tired of reading about the CMs spreading the Magic and making people's days and trips.
I have to tell you if you went on SM, EE, RnR and loved it, Splash Mountain will seem like a drift down the stream. Splash is actually a very entertaining ride with some dips and a drop.