PRINCESS VIJA
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- Feb 18, 2001
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The characters:
The beautiful princess played by Princess Vija
The Evil telemarketer played by himself
Lauphing supportive husband played by Glenn
The setting:
Late Friday evening. Beautiful princess and lauphing supportive husband are very frustrated, tired, and edgy after 3 hours of cleaning and organizing kids room, toy play room and cluttered basement. The phone rings......
Beautiful princess (BP): "hello"
Evil telemarketer (et): "hello, my name is Frederick and I am calling from ***** home improvements.
BP: (forcefully) "I don't want anything"
ET: (mockingly) "I never met a woman who didn't want ANYTHING"
BP: (innocently) "Who says I'm a woman"
ET: "I can tell by your voice"
BP" (still innocently) "Perhaps I had a sex change"
ET: (fiendishly) "Oh, Yeah, and I have a horn growing out of my head"
Laughing supportive husband (lsh): laughing, and smiling at BP
BP: "Hmmmmmm", "What was your name again, and is your supervisor there?"
ET: (timmidly) "I don't believe I have been offensive, but would you like me to remove your from our calling list?"
LSH: Still laughing and smiling at BP
BP: (still innocently) "Why yes, thank you."
The phone is turned off...
Lsh: "you are a nut!"
BP" (STILL INNOCENTLY) "I know, but you love me anyway"
lsh and BP walk together hand in hand into the sunset (well, the frontroom to relax, but still romantic, NO MORE PHONECALLS!........
The end!
The beautiful princess played by Princess Vija
The Evil telemarketer played by himself
Lauphing supportive husband played by Glenn
The setting:
Late Friday evening. Beautiful princess and lauphing supportive husband are very frustrated, tired, and edgy after 3 hours of cleaning and organizing kids room, toy play room and cluttered basement. The phone rings......
Beautiful princess (BP): "hello"
Evil telemarketer (et): "hello, my name is Frederick and I am calling from ***** home improvements.
BP: (forcefully) "I don't want anything"
ET: (mockingly) "I never met a woman who didn't want ANYTHING"
BP: (innocently) "Who says I'm a woman"
ET: "I can tell by your voice"
BP" (still innocently) "Perhaps I had a sex change"
ET: (fiendishly) "Oh, Yeah, and I have a horn growing out of my head"
Laughing supportive husband (lsh): laughing, and smiling at BP
BP: "Hmmmmmm", "What was your name again, and is your supervisor there?"
ET: (timmidly) "I don't believe I have been offensive, but would you like me to remove your from our calling list?"
LSH: Still laughing and smiling at BP
BP: (still innocently) "Why yes, thank you."
The phone is turned off...
Lsh: "you are a nut!"
BP" (STILL INNOCENTLY) "I know, but you love me anyway"
lsh and BP walk together hand in hand into the sunset (well, the frontroom to relax, but still romantic, NO MORE PHONECALLS!........
The end!
