The Teen One Line Thread

[WDWfanatic288]

no one is here!

I'm SOOOO lonesome..I could cry!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

im here all alone!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

oh-well...I'll be Suzi!

Eric isn't mad at me!! YAY!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

so I'm happy now!

and I'm not mad at Nicole either!

 

[poohdiddy]

so what if we just put a comma when were done, that way we can just go on, and on, just like the energizerbunny,this is fun, i don't know what to write, but it dosent matter because there is no ending to this sentence, hahahaha.

 

[WDWfanatic288]

ANYBODY HOME!?!?!?

 

[WDWfanatic288]

hehe, that is a good idea,but it's still breaking the rules if you go over one line
but we aren't following the rule anyway

 

[WDWfanatic288]

99 bottles of beer on the wall....99 bottles of beer

oh wait it needs to be coke
btu what kind? hmmm...

 

[diDdLygRL]

im home hehe!!!! lol howabout dr. pepper?? or root beer?? or diet dr. pepper??

 

[diDdLygRL]

this is a good joke!! sorry if i offened anyone but i thought that it was funny!!

Rosie O'Donnell and her driver are cruising down a country road one evening when a cow runs in front of the Mercedes. The driver tries to dodge the livestock, but ends up slamming into it, instantly killing the animal. Eyes brimming with tears, Rosie implores her driver to go to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened. About an hour later, the driver staggers back to the car in disarray. He's holding a bottle of champagne in one hand and a cigar in the other. "How did it go?" Rosie asks.
"Well," the driver says. "The farmer gave me this expensive champagne, and his wife gave me this cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad, passionate love to me."
"My God," Rosie says. "How did that happen?"
"I just walked up to the door and said, 'I'm Rosie O'Donnell's driver, and I just killed the cow.'"

 

[diDdLygRL]

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump or swim is already in the US


A male crab and a female lobster are dating, but for obvious reasons, they must hide their love from their parents. Eventually, the lobster tells her father, who forbids her from seeing the crab.

"But we're in love!" cries the lobster girl. "Why can't I see him again?"

Her father tries to come up with a good excuse and says, "Because crabs walk sideways and we walk straight."

"Please, Daddy," she cries. "Just meet him once. You'll change your mind."

The father relents, and the daughter rushes off to tell her crab suitor.

Desperate to make a good first impression, the crab spends weeks learning to walk straight. Finally, with tremendous effort, he can move without scuttling sideways and walks all the way to the lobster's house as straight as he can. The father sees the crab coming and yells to his daughter, "Here comes your crab boyfriend-and he's drunk!"

sorry if i offened anyone w/the Mexico joke but i figured that if i though that it was funny then it was appropriate since my brother-in-law is hispanic


im gonna pee jules then ill get back on aim!!

 

[diDdLygRL]

man do i feel better!!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!

Bump told me the last 2! hehe!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

i vote dr.pepper!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

no one here and I am lonely!!

I'm going to go get started on the work Ihaev to do! get ready for school, read,study for history,study for SAT etc!

I will come get back on in the morning!

 

[diDdLygRL]

hehe bump told me all of the jokes lol...well, dr. pepper it is!!

99 bottles of dr. pepper on the wall
99 bottles of dr. pepper

 

[WDWfanatic288]

take it down,pass it around

 

[diDdLygRL]

98 bottles of dr. pepper on the wall!!

 

[WDWfanatic288]

im off guys!

 

[diDdLygRL]

im so bored im so bored

98 bottles of dr. pepper on the wall 98 bottles of dr. pepper
take one down pass it around 97 bottles of dr. pepper on the wall

im so close to 40 posts!! cause of this thread!! dng i still have to pm suzi...ill do it now