The story some of you have been waiting for.

[Whosemom]

Ok, call me naive, but I can believe up to a point. First, you have to drop the op, and only take it from mommamouse's post.

She goes with the kid to peak out the door, says "give that stuff to your dad and I'll take you out" Watches him take the stuff back, doesn't really see where the kid puts the stuff. Neither does dad "yeah, whatever your mom says, see ya" They head off. (Those of you hung up on the buzz ride time, drop it, she just said he asked, not that he ever got to get on it.) Dad's on the phone "should I buy a blanket?" Evidently changes his mind and heads out the door, gets stopped, calls wife.

Although I'm guessing between "gets stopped" and "calls wife" there were obscenities and raised voices eminating from dad. Something ugly.

I even buy "walked down the parade route", which in, relating-something-in-the-worst-light-ese just means, they walked down the middle of the street.

I absolutely don't believe they would tell her to leave the kids. I can imagine SHE said "17 yo, you watch the other two" (not that I would, especially in the midst of a crisis, kids wouldn't escape the length of my reach) But not that Disney would suggest it.

And after that it gets extremely strange. Dude must have hit someone!

 

[HugsForEeyore]

Okay, I'm finally done eating. Have we cracked the case yet?

I guess what bothers me most is that her kid didn't want to see the mayor after all, he wanted to see Hildegard. I mean, sure, seeing the actual mayor would be worth a little shoplifting charge, but Hildi? I don't think so...

And to answer your question Duckfan about their stance on the issues, I'll bet 10 to 1, at least one of them is running on the "no to the war in Iraq" campaign.

Here is a photo of (I think!) Hildegard and The Mayor. She may have been wearing a Christmas dress when the OP saw her, so she may have looked different. But I think she looks pretty cool, perhaps it does make sense that a 4 year old would love to run and meet her! The kids in my family would certainly drop everything and run over and say hello!

I am not sure what issues Hildegard supports. I'll ask next time I see her!

 

[kaytieeldr]

(Those of you hung up on the buzz ride time, drop it, she just said he asked, not that he ever got to get on it.)

Could be understandable but for when she says (on page six)

While out side son wanted autograph on the town mayor who was there and then asked to ride buzz. called husband on cell phone and we decided iwould take him and 17 year old to ride ... Husband left store and was headed towards the castle to meet up with us and called and asked if he should go back and pick up another suvioner blanket ,,, Next thing I know he calls saying that orange county police were taking him away and one officer was escorting my 12 yr old towards where i was.

Also, given her proclaimed fanaticism with Disney, she uses some unusual terms - she refers to Main Street, along with, apparently, the curb area near City Hall as "the parade route"; and she seems to refer to DVC as "time share at Disney".

Actually she's 40.. here's her post

Thanks for the link! My estimation of her age was based on the claim of it taking 40 years to get the courage to do (get?) a Mickey tattoo. Since in most states you can't get tattooed until 16 or 18, I was calculating that said courage sensibly didn't come into play until she was legally able to get a tat. Why start amassing courage at age four for something you can't even do for another twelve or fourteen years?

 

[Hixski]

I just wish she would come back and tell us why when so many others have done the same thing her DH was not believed. Quite a few posters have admitted that they walked out with something. Or their kids had something they didn't see. It sounds like this happens alot. With zero tolerance Disney seemed to have understood when others accidently walked out and came back in. That is not zero tolerance. I am with the others thinking that DH must have thrown a major fit. If that happened you don't look to innocent at that point.

 

[Whosemom]

Still, says she was HEADING there, doesn't say got there. Also can see dh phoning between check out and door "hey, honey, I'm leaving the store and heading to the castle" before he was out, and "oops, dear, we have a problem" after he steps out.

I'm not disagreeing that there is something missing, and some overstatement, or even a totally made up story, just that some vaguely plausible points are too emphasized.

maybe its a novelist working out a plausible story line LOL

 

[annegal]

But why walk all the way from Main Street to Buzz with the 4 year old and leave the stroller with Dad?

 

[MELSMICE]

But why walk all the way from Main Street to Buzz with the 4 year old and leave the stroller with Dad?

Good question!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hmmm...now maybe I'm starting to understand things a little bit better. It took a while.

Just across the AP (Adventureland Press) wires:

Mayor of Main Street is currently being questioned on a fake police scam. The scam involves a non-existent Orange County police department, a fake jail, and substantial bail.

A search of the Mayor's office found many counterfeit fast passes and thousands of 'limited edition' pins. Also obtained was a notebook that named names. The fallout could be huge as this story develops.

"I'm stunned. I campaigned to infinity and beyond for this guy, and he treats his constituents like playthings after he gets elected?", said a source close to the mayor who asked not to be identified. "And then to find out that a lot of this crap is happening right in front of my ride. Or maybe it isn't. I'm getting conflicting stories. I have to look at a map again. Where is Main Street?"

One person who's name was mentioned repeatedly in the notebook was asked if his involvement with the mayor had anything to do with his sudden rise to fame across the Magic Kingdom. "Nagga comment. Meega, nala kwishta!"

The mayor's previous spokesman and current supporter of Hildegaard in her bid to unseat him had this to say.

"It doesn't really surprise me. He often commented on the gullibility of the tourists, or 'marks' as he called them. I don't know how many times he said if you sent three guys down the center of main street with brooms, the people will stop and think it's parade time, and then it's easy pickings."

Hildegaard just held a press conference.

"If elected, the days of Pay-for-Play on Main Street USA are over."

When asked if that meant free admission to the Magic Kingdom, she was a bit taken back before adding, "Um....well, no."

The current election is a statistical dead heat, and neither candidate has currently given their position on crocs.

More as events unfold.

 

[hiwaygal]

I'm shocked and appalled, I tell you!

Shocked and appalled.

 

[Evil Genius]

Hmmm...now maybe I'm starting to understand things a little bit better. It took a while.

Just across the AP (Adventureland Press) wires:

Mayor of Main Street is currently being questioned on a fake police scam. The scam involves a non-existent Orange County police department, a fake jail, and substantial bail.

A search of the Mayor's office found many counterfeit fast passes and thousands of 'limited edition' pins. Also obtained was a notebook that named names. The fallout could be huge as this story develops.

"I'm stunned. I campaigned to infinity and beyond for this guy, and he treats his constituents like playthings after he gets elected?", said a source close to the mayor who asked not to be identified. "And then to find out that a lot of this crap is happening right in front of my ride. Or maybe it isn't. I'm getting conflicting stories. I have to look at a map again. Where is Main Street?"

One person who's name was mentioned repeatedly in the notebook was asked if his involvement with the mayor had anything to do with his sudden rise to fame across the Magic Kingdom. "Nagga comment. Meega, nala kwishta!"

The mayor's previous spokesman and current supporter of Hildegaard in her bid to unseat him had this to say.

"It doesn't really surprise me. He often commented on the gullibility of the tourists, or 'marks' as he called them. I don't know how many times he said if you sent three guys down the center of main street with brooms, the people will stop and think it's parade time, and then it's easy pickings."

Hildegaard just held a press conference.

"If elected, the days of Pay-for-Play on Main Street USA are over."

When asked if that meant free admission to the Magic Kingdom, she was a bit taken back before adding, "Um....well, no."

The current election is a statistical dead heat, and neither candidate has currently given their position on crocs.

More as events unfold.

You made my morning!!!

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

I'm shocked and appalled, I tell you!

Shocked and appalled.

I didn't think the Browns played till Sunday???

 

[Devil_Dog99]

Mommamouse: You want answers?
Duckfan: I think I'm entitled to them.
Mommamouse: You want answers?
Duckfan: I want the truth!
Mommamouse: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a DIS that has stories. And some of those stories have to be made up. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Katieelder? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Feelslikeadream and you curse the Orange County Choppers Sherriff's Department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Feelslikeadream's original post, while tragic, probably is hilarious. And my story, while physically impossible is also hilarious...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that thread. You need me on that thread. We use words like 4yo, trinket, arrested...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent making stuff up. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a DIS who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very hilarity I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a trinket and walk out the door and see what happens to you. Either way, I don't give a darn what you think you're entitled to!
Duckfan: Did you make this story up?
Mommamouse: (quietly) I did the job Feelslikeadream sent me to do.
Duckfan: Did you make this story up?
Mommamouse: You're gosh darned tooten right I did!!

 

[hiwaygal]

I didn't think the Browns played till Sunday???

Zip it, Duck.

 

[jkid721133]

this is the funniest post i have EVER READ. I love the movie A Few Good Men

anyone wanna bet me that THIS is her husband?? Search for the thread name - Warning - Enter Disney at Your Own Risk

 

[Beth76]

anyone wanna bet me that THIS is her husband?? Search for the thread name - Warning - Enter Disney at Your Own Risk

http://www.disboards.com/showthread...rid=&highlight=Disney,+enter+at+your+own+risk

Nah, this post was started on Oct 12. MM didn't take her trip until late October or maybe early November.

 

[drgnfly30]

Oh.. there's more...
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=15102697#post15102697

Nah, this post was started on Oct 12. MM didn't take her trip until late October or maybe early November.

Alledgedly!!!

 

[figment52]

http://www.disboards.com/showthread...rid=&highlight=Disney,+enter+at+your+own+risk

Nah, this post was started on Oct 12. MM didn't take her trip until late October or maybe early November.

But it wouldn't be the first bit of conflicting information in this saga.

Great rewrite of "A Few Good Men". Thanks

 

[Allison]

Mommamouse: You want answers?
Duckfan: I think I'm entitled to them.
Mommamouse: You want answers?
Duckfan: I want the truth!
Mommamouse: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a DIS that has stories. And some of those stories have to be made up. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Katieelder? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Feelslikeadream and you curse the Orange County Choppers Sherriff's Department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Feelslikeadream's original post, while tragic, probably is hilarious. And my story, while physically impossible is also hilarious...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that thread. You need me on that thread. We use words like 4yo, trinket, arrested...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent making stuff up. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a DIS who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very hilarity I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a trinket and walk out the door and see what happens to you. Either way, I don't give a darn what you think you're entitled to!
Duckfan: Did you make this story up?
Mommamouse: (quietly) I did the job Feelslikeadream sent me to do.
Duckfan: Did you make this story up?
Mommamouse: You're gosh darned tooten right I did!!

Bravo, Bravo

 

[JR6ooo4]

I believe they were all strawberry. It was a much nicer smell than I was used to coming from him....

but some of the strawberry scent ones now have a much worse smell than is usualy coming from them....

Mikeeee

 

[momrek06]

Mommamouse: You want answers?
Duckfan: I think I'm entitled to them.
Mommamouse: You want answers?
Duckfan: I want the truth!
Mommamouse: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a DIS that has stories. And some of those stories have to be made up. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Katieelder? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Feelslikeadream and you curse the Orange County Choppers Sherriff's Department. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Feelslikeadream's original post, while tragic, probably is hilarious. And my story, while physically impossible is also hilarious...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that thread. You need me on that thread. We use words like 4yo, trinket, arrested...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent making stuff up. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a DIS who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very hilarity I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a trinket and walk out the door and see what happens to you. Either way, I don't give a darn what you think you're entitled to!
Duckfan: Did you make this story up?
Mommamouse: (quietly) I did the job Feelslikeadream sent me to do.
Duckfan: Did you make this story up?
Mommamouse: You're gosh darned tooten right I did!!

THIS IS HYSTERICAL and GENIUS all at once!!!!!

So are we clear.....CRYSTAL!!!!!!!!!!

(my fav all time movie)!!!