Day 5 - EPCOT
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Epcot morning would be a slight variation of my Idiot formula of arriving at rope drop, taking a break, returning to the park and staying until close. [/FONT]
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Today, we had originally planned to go to Animal Kingdom and decided yesterday to switch to Epcot. On our last Disney trip, we made it to Epcot but we never even made it to World Showcase. This time, we decided to set aside plenty of time solely for World Showcase. [/FONT]
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As a result, we decided that we would get an extra hour of sleep and stroll in at about 10 AM. I figured this would give the park enough time to absorb the rope drop crowd but it was still early enough so we did not have to rush through the turnstiles and the battering ram rental process. Yesterday, I made us a lunch reservation for Teppan Edo, which means I had to drop O'hana. I did not want a repeat of our WCC experience so dropping O'hana and concentrating on more quiet, laid back establishments would be better suited for these over stimulated smurfs. [/FONT]

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We pull into the bus depot and head for the security check. Easy breezy. We were once again able to smuggle in some illegal Pepsi products in the back pack. 
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We head for the turnstiles and do our bone density scan. Brainy's was normal, Smurfette had to try a couple of times, but my calcium levels are running low and, apparently, I have high cholesterol. Thanks Mickey. This was just the news I needed to hear since I am on the dining plan and all... [/FONT]
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We stop in front of the golf ball to take some prerequisite pictures.
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I am glad they got rid of the wand. It ruined the whole floating sphere effect. [/FONT]
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We had some time to kill before our 12 o'clock ADR for Teppan Edo so we decide to head over to the land pavilion to grab some fastpasses for Soarin before the supply runs out. What did people do before fastpasses? :jaw drop:[/FONT]
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Fastpasses in hand, we head over to find Nemo. We found him just past some very strange seagulls, who were roosting just outside. Anyone know what the deal is with these seagulls?
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We all enjoyed Nemo but Grumpy was definitely buggin (borrowing a term from Buzz) over the Bruce scenes and was turned off by the darkness. Plus, Grumpy is not that familiar with Finding Nemo as he had only seen bits and pieces of it... poor kid... he has the attention span of a gnat when it comes to watching feature length movies. [/FONT]
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We take a another prerequisite photo...[/FONT]
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Brainy looks ginuinely scared. Grumpy looks like he may be filling his diaper.
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Next up.... Crush!
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Turtle Talk was fabulous. I was very impress with the magic that is Crush. It was cute when one child in the room asked Crush, How long do turtles live? Crush answered with about a hundred years, dude. When he called on the next kid, the kid couldn't come up with a question so he just repeated the previous kid's question, How long do turtles live? Crush first just stared in disbelief with the funniest expression.... I lost it. I don't believe I have ever laughed so hard at something seemingly so trivial but it just fit Crush's personality so well. Finally, he shrugged (as sea turtles often do) and repeated scarcastically, About a hundred years, dude.
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By the time we finished with Crush, we were starving. We were a little early but we still made a bee line right for Teppan Edo, which I was pretty sure was in Japan. [/FONT]
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Man... that's a lot of countries to have to go through just to get some hibachi... [/FONT]
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After a brief wave to the Canadian border crossing guards (they're easy), we head south into the United Kingdom. We were harassed by a customs agent who didn't speak our language... you know, American English. Once I assured him that was, indeed, a fan of Sir Elton John, he graciously allowed us entry into his country. [/FONT]
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Next, France. Oh boy. I was dreading French customs. Fortunately, after declaring that French Fries were invented in France, even though I know they were actually invented in [/FONT]
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, the Smurfs were permitted to pass. [/FONT]
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We passed through Morocco with ease, which is a good thing because my only knowledge of Morocco was gained through a PlayStation game. While there, I sought out the closest Moroccan and kindly requested that they STOP lobbing hurricanes at us..
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Then, we finally arrive in Japan. Land of the rising sun. Home to some of my favorite ethnic food. I love me some Japanese steak, hibachi chicken, shrimp, rice, you name it. I love it. [/FONT]
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While we were a little early for our ADR, we were seated within minutes next to a group of younger travelers. It is tradition for Brainy to grab his chop sticks, break them, and immediately morph into Ringo Star. It's tradition.
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About that time, the server, ever so graciously, took Grumpy's chop sticks and used a rubber band to create some tongs. I was impressed but I was still using my fork. Sorry. I don't get the whole idea of using chop sticks.
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The teppanyaki chef impressed with a well done show complete with flying shrimp, disappearing eggs, a volcano made out of stacked onion rings, and the whole nine yards. The food was really good, as well, and I was so pleased that it made up for the half-@ss job the Whispering Canyon guy did last night.
One thing I forgot when I booked Teppan Edo, Grumpy is horribly afraid of fire... especially large fires 6 inches from the tip of his nose. He knew it was coming, too, as we have been to similar restaurants before. As soon as he saw the teppanyaki chef wheel in his little cart, Grumpy started buggin' again. We have the procedure down pat.. Whenever they are about to "light" the grill, we take Grumpy for a walk until the cooking is well under way.
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Smurfette and I both had [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman, serif]
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- sirloin steak and chicken breast, which was just right. The Ginger cake for desert was awesome, too.
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[FONT=Times New Roman, serif]Idiot ENdorsement: Teppan Edo[/FONT]
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Stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey at Paula Dean's, we head for The United States of America.
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Up next: More EPCOT and some rock throwing.
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