The reason why Paul Wellstone was killed....

[slenkar]

http://dayton.senate.gov/~dayton/releases/2003/02/2003213B35.html

So corporations that avoid tax can still get homeland security contracts.

 

[becka]

Actually I think it had more to do with some problems with the plane....




Do wacky conspiracy theories ever get boring for you?

 

[Keli]

Killed? That's a new one for me...

 

[Jeff in BigD]

C'mon, tell them the truth! It was really Elvis & the Aliens (hey that would be a great name for a band). And he really wasn't killed - he was abducted. Mars needs politicians. Speaking of which has anyone seen Newt Gengrich anywhere?

This is all a cover up. It's only a matter of time until Zirlon, the martian overlord will enslave us. Wake up people! Don't you see that we're being infiltrated?

Don't believe the lies...hey, who are you guys & how did you get in here? What? I wasn't saying anything negative about Zirlon....hey, ouch that hurts...hey!


....


All hail Zirlon!

 

[WDWHound]

Originally posted by Jeff in BigD
This is all a cover up. It's only a matter of time until Zirlon, the martian overlord will enslave us. Wake up people! Don't you see that we're being infiltrated?

LOL Jeff! Very funny

Excuse me for a moment,
This is Hound1 to Martian command. That Jeff guy is telling people about Zirlon's invasion plans again. Please inquire with the overlord as to whether corrective action should be taken, as I believe he represents a significant risk.

Also, please remind Elvis to keep a lower profile. People keep spotting him and if word gets out that he still alive, its only a matter of time before people start figuring out who our other slaves are. Do you have any idea how much trouble we will be in if Hillary gets exposed?
Hound1 out

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

Zirlon, great guy. I dated him for a while back in the early 90s.

Don't worry Jeff, I'll put a good word in for you.

 

[WDWHound]

Originally posted by Annie&Hallie'sMom
Zirlon, great guy. I dated him for a while back in the early 90s.

Command, this is Hound1 again. Things may be worse than I thought. It appears that our Glorious leader Zirlon may have had romantic involment with the earthlings. Please inform the high council as soon as possible. The last thing we need is a repeat of the whole Monica fiasco. (sigh) We had finally succeeded in getting Clintarus into the presidency and he had to go mess it up.
Hound1 out

 

[Sugarbaby]

Oh,Hound! Usually I just smile when I read something funny,but you've got me cackling out loud!

 

[Saffron]

You guys! ROTFLOL!

I'm pretty sure my anthropology professor's name was Zirlon. Not Professor Zirlon, just Zirlon. Hmm. Interesting.

 

[Olaf]

Oh, I know. Maybe the Republicans did it, because they knew the Democrats would make complete behinds of themselves at his memorial service.

 

[Grog]

I would hang around for a while but I'm meeting Bigfoot by the Grassy Knoll in an hour

 

[WillyJ]

Personlly, I've always suspected Yoko Ono. . .

 

[CarolA]

Someone call the Zurg family. I know they will want to be here to battle with Zirloin for supreme commander.

 

[Goofyposter]

slenkar ....please speak clearly.....George & Mr. Spacely....need yer to speak in ENGLISH....ok?

 

[Serena]

LMBO!!!!

 

[Buz]

Originally posted by WDWHound
Also, please remind Elvis to keep a lower profile. [/i]

I SAW ELVIS TODAY! He was standing outside a store on 6th St. in Austin. DS said it was a statue, but I swear he was waiving.

Buz

 

[Zurg]

lol

 

[UncleKyle]

please don't talk about conspiracies, The Matrix will get suspicious