[Bella's mom takes two minutes out from following her husband around like a lovesick puppy to call Bella goodnight and ask if she likes nasty rainy Forks and--she does? How is that possible! There must be boys, tell her all about it, are they cute or smart or undead? UNEXPECTED EDWARD IS UNEXPECTED BYE MOM GOTTA GO.]
BELLA: Uh... how'd you get in?
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EDWARD: Through the window. I do that a lot.
I oiled it so it wouldn't make any noise. I've been standing in the corner of your room for two months now, watching you sleep every single night. You should really get a rocking chair in here, you know, I get bored just lurking there.
BELLA: ...
EDWARD: So can I kiss you already or what?
[So Edward's all like, "Don't move, no, seriously, I mean it, DON'T MOVE" but after they rub noses for like fifteen minutes Bella pretty much jumps him and we discover that she is wearing, not unreasonably, a t-shirt and underwear in bed. Edward LOSES CONTROL OMG and flings himself back against the wall:]
EDWARD: PREMARITAL UNDERPANTS ARE
NOT OKAY!
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BELLA: Premarital snuggling?
EDWARD: ... I will consider it.
[So they lay in Bella's bed and talk all night about her favorite colors and her first goldfish and which Jonas Brother she's most compatible with. There is totally premarital snuggling. Edward, you
hoor.]
I just love the "PREMARITAL UNDERPANTS ARE
NOT OKAY!" line.