The Random Voyage of The Dawn Thread

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I hate Valentine's Day too.

I always get sick on Valentine's day.

If I ever get a boyfriend, Valentine's Day for us is officially the 15th. I am not going out or anything while sick. By the 15th, I'm always better. It's weird.

I always get sick over Christmas break. There hasn't been a year that I can remember when I haven't been sick.
The most memorable times were
when I was 5... I got the flu
when I was 9... I got shingles
when I was 12... I couldn't be awake without regurgitating.

This past winter break wasn't too bad, I just had a slight migraine.
 
I always get sick over Christmas break. There hasn't been a year that I can remember when I haven't been sick.
The most memorable times were
when I was 5... I got the flu
when I was 9... I got shingles
when I was 12... I couldn't be awake without regurgitating.

This past winter break wasn't too bad, I just had a slight migraine.
Oh wow. I've never had anything that bad. It's always been a really bad cold.

Valentine's Day and Halloween. I almost always get sick.
 

I want a big family someday.

Biological and adopted. And I mean big, like 8 kids big.
 
Oh wow. I've never had anything that bad. It's always been a really bad cold.

Valentine's Day and Halloween. I almost always get sick.

Most years it's just a migraine or a sore throat, but sometimes it's really bad.

I want a big family someday.

Biological and adopted. And I mean big, like 8 kids big.

Me too.

Until I realized how much college costs. No way can I send 8 kids through college. Unless I marry Jesse McCartney. But because that probably won't happen, I've lowered it down to 4 kids. All my own. I mean, if I do end up having 8 kids, for some reason, I'd be perfectly happy.
 
Oh this is a night,
It's a beautiful night!
And they call it the Bella Notte.

Look at the skies,
they have stars in their eyes!
One this lovely Bella Notte.
 
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I think Valentine's Day & Halloween are the only holidays were I gain more pounds XDXD.
 
Most years it's just a migraine or a sore throat, but sometimes it's really bad.



Me too.

Until I realized how much college costs. No way can I send 8 kids through college. Unless I marry Jesse McCartney. But because that probably won't happen, I've lowered it down to 4 kids. All my own. I mean, if I do end up having 8 kids, for some reason, I'd be perfectly happy.
I'll find some way to put them through college. If my dad still works where he's working now, they can go for free.
 
Cinderella is a fictional character and is the main protagonist from Disney's twelth animated film Cinderella (1950) and its two sequels. In the original film she is voiced by the late Ilene Woods. The Disney version of the character was based on the French version of the tale by Charles Perrault, written in 1634 in the book Histoires ou Contes du Temps Passé.[1] She is an official member of the Disney Princesses and is the second. She is also the leader and most well-known of them all.


See, Cinderella is the leader of the Princesses. That's my girl!
 
It's getting late here. I'm going to have Pinocchio and Jiminy sleep in the shop at Typhoon Lagoon, because they're too far away from the Forgotten Grotto...
 
Mmm,fortune cookies taste so good!

My fortune said, "You will recieve money from a unexpected source."

I hope so...
 
BELLA: Wait, what's going on at the police station?

EDWARD: Wait, why is my not-dad there?

CARLISLE: Bella, I'm so sorry... your father's weird friend was killed by a feral plot point.
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BELLA: I didn't even know we had those in this movie!

CARLISLE [significant look ]: I know. They're very rare in Forks.

EDWARD [mind-reading ]: D:<

:laughing:
 
[Edward drags her by the arm through the woods, like, what, you couldn't get a good enough grip on her hair or something? Damn. Then he zooms her up the mountain on a forcible piggyback ride and storms off into a single spotlight sunbeam in an epic snit over what a monster he is, he must SHOW HER the HORROR OF HIS BEING, a TERRIBLE SECRET accompanied by the SOFT FLUTTERING OF WINDCHIMES:]




EDWARD: I AM VAMPIRE. HEAR ME TWINKLE.
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BELLA: Oh, wow, I spent like $60 at Sephora trying to get sparkle like that. What is that, Urban Decay?

EDWARD: NO!

BELLA: Oh, so it's a drugstore brand?
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EDWARD: THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA!

BELLA: FINE. WHATEVER. But the lipstick, that's gotta be Cargo, right?

EDWARD: *FLOUNCE*


:lmao:
 
Cinderella is a fictional character and is the main protagonist from Disney's twelth animated film Cinderella (1950) and its two sequels. In the original film she is voiced by the late Ilene Woods. The Disney version of the character was based on the French version of the tale by Charles Perrault, written in 1634 in the book Histoires ou Contes du Temps Passé.[1] She is an official member of the Disney Princesses and is the second. She is also the leader and most well-known of them all.


See, Cinderella is the leader of the Princesses. That's my girl!

I think that's pretty fair there. Everyone does know who Cinderella is.
 
Cinderella is a fictional character and is the main protagonist from Disney's twelth animated film Cinderella (1950) and its two sequels. In the original film she is voiced by the late Ilene Woods. The Disney version of the character was based on the French version of the tale by Charles Perrault, written in 1634 in the book Histoires ou Contes du Temps Passé.[1] She is an official member of the Disney Princesses and is the second. She is also the leader and most well-known of them all.


See, Cinderella is the leader of the Princesses. That's my girl!

Wow,that makes sense. Cinderella was the first princess I knew about.
 
Damn.

Remember that geometry test I was so sure I aced? In reality, I failed.

I got 3 out of ten right.
I now have a 89% average. D:
 
I love how Lady knows her owners as Jim Dear and Darling. Its so adorable! And I learned awhile back, the girl who voiced Merriwether, voiced Lady as well, thats epicness right there! And I'm pretty sure the guy who played The White Rabbit and King Hubert is playing Jacques :)
 
[Bella's mom takes two minutes out from following her husband around like a lovesick puppy to call Bella goodnight and ask if she likes nasty rainy Forks and--she does? How is that possible! There must be boys, tell her all about it, are they cute or smart or undead? UNEXPECTED EDWARD IS UNEXPECTED BYE MOM GOTTA GO.]

BELLA: Uh... how'd you get in?
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EDWARD: Through the window. I do that a lot. I oiled it so it wouldn't make any noise. I've been standing in the corner of your room for two months now, watching you sleep every single night. You should really get a rocking chair in here, you know, I get bored just lurking there.

BELLA: ...

EDWARD: So can I kiss you already or what?

[So Edward's all like, "Don't move, no, seriously, I mean it, DON'T MOVE" but after they rub noses for like fifteen minutes Bella pretty much jumps him and we discover that she is wearing, not unreasonably, a t-shirt and underwear in bed. Edward LOSES CONTROL OMG and flings himself back against the wall:]

EDWARD: PREMARITAL UNDERPANTS ARE NOT OKAY!
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BELLA: Premarital snuggling?

EDWARD: ... I will consider it.

[So they lay in Bella's bed and talk all night about her favorite colors and her first goldfish and which Jonas Brother she's most compatible with. There is totally premarital snuggling. Edward, you hoor.]



I just love the "PREMARITAL UNDERPANTS ARE NOT OKAY!" line.
 
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