It's nice to see that all the middle schoolers picture on facebook, of them sneaking into the high school. That's great, if a bunch of them can sneak into our school, who knows what kind of people can get in.
Hey, I just realised he's the guy who made those 118 adverts, I think... I dunno, i'm tired. Why must I find awesome things when i'm ready to head to bed?
admit it: you facebook stalk him, you silently freak out on every girl that writes on his wall, you keep the online friends tab open to see when he gets online, you overthink your status updates just in case he reads them, you look at all his pictures (even if you've seen them all before).