The Random Thread and the Royal Family of Canadia, the USA, and Great Britain

[AmandaSparks730]

Squidward: We need to find out what that robot did with the real Mr. Krabs. But how?
SpongeBob: Well, in the movie the hero teams up with a buddy, and they get the poop on the robot.
Squidward: They poop on the robot?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

[looking at discussion cards]
Mr. Krabs: What does yours say, Plankton?
Plankton: Um... Oh, yes. "Discuss the secret formula for the Krabby Patty." [the card actually reads, "Where are you from?"] Ahem... How interesting.
Mr. Krabs: Nice try, Plankton.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: Good afternoon, sir. Can we interest you in some... [holds up chocolate bar] chocolate?
Tom: Chocolate? Did you say chocolate?!
Patrick: Yes, sir! With or without nuts?
Tom: Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?!!! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!! CHOOOOOCOLAAAAAAAAAATE!!!!! [terrified, Spongebob and Patrick run away Tom then chases them while madly screaming 'CHOCOLATE!!!']

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: I call this one "The Campfire Song" song.
Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our campfire song
Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
Patrick: BUM BUM BUM...
SpongeBob: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song [Patrick not keeping up]
And if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong
But it'll help if you just sing along
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, PATRICK!
Patrick: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E!
SpongeBob: Squidward!
[Squidward says nothing]
SpongeBob: Good!
It'll help...
It'll help...
If you just sing along! [SpongeBob screams and breaks his guitar; Patrick slams a drum over his head]
SpongeBob: OH, YEAH!! Now, wasn't that relaxing?

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: Patrick's right, Squidward. Sea bears are no laughing matter. Like, once, I met this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy's cousin--
Squidward: You're right! I should be more careful.

 

[nerdylightbulb]

Carlos is so cute in his batman shirt c:

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: The most important meal of the day; serving it up Gary's way! BAA! Enjoy buddy. Hmm, you know, I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. [tastes the snail food; his face turns green] BLEHHHHHHHH!*Echos*
[In snail food headquarters]
Woman: What is it, Peterson?
Peterson: I don't know, I feel...a disturbance.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

"I Wrote This" Lyrics:
Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead
Writing stuff is hard
So I used a pointy pencil
Pointy, pointy, pointy
Pointy, pointy, point
P.U., what's that horrible smell?
Patrick: Drum solo! [drum solo]
I have a head
It ends in a point
Pointy, pointy, pointy
Pointy, pointy, point
This song is over
Except for this line
You win this round
Broccoli!

 

[AmandaSparks730]

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! [sounding flirtatious] Bye, Squidward.
Patrick: You said "Bye Squidward" twice.
SpongeBob: I like Squidward.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Mermaid Man: "Bonko!"
Barnacle Boy: It's "bingo!"
[to Barnacle Boy] "Get your hands off me, woman!"

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Squidward: You're making me claustrophobic.
Patrick: What does claustrophobic mean?
SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
Squidward: No it doesn't!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
SpongeBob: Stop it, Patrick! You're scaring him!
Patrick: HO HO HO!
Squidward: It's not working, Patrick.
Patrick: Darn it.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward! Bye, Mr. Krabs! [sounding flirtatious] Bye, Squidward.
Patrick: You said "Bye Squidward" twice.
SpongeBob: I like Squidward.

Which episode was that again?

 

[I Am What I Am]

PHANTOM: You alone
can make my song take flight
It's over now
The music of the
Night!

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Which episode was that again?

Isn't it that episode wherethey have a traveling Krusty Krab? And they go to an abyss with the monster? I don't remember the name though...

 

[::Snow_White::]

So, I went to the dentist for the first time today.
18 years of stain buildup, 2 hours later and my teeth are BEAUTIFUL.

It was amazing.
Uncomfortable, but worth it.

 

[DisneyRockstar]

Good night DIS

 

[magicallyDisney001]

So, I went to the dentist for the first time today.
18 years of stain buildup, 2 hours later and my teeth are BEAUTIFUL.

It was amazing.
Uncomfortable, but worth it.

Congrats!

 

[~Serenity~]

There's a drumming noise inside my head
That starts when you're around
I swear that you could hear it
It makes such an all mighty sound

There's a drumming noise inside my head
That throws me to the ground
I swear that you should hear it
It makes such an all mighty sound

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell

I ran to a tower where the church bells chime
I hoped that they would clear my mind
They left a ringing in my ear
But that drum's still beating loud and clear

Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell​

 

[magicallyDisney001]

Tried milk with honey for the first time. No me gusta =P

 

[marypops!]

Today was really boring. Boring enough that I just read Harry Potter throughout all the lectures... Sure, I made some notes, but I just couldn't pay attention.